{"title":"70th Birthday Cards","description":"\u003ch1\u003e70th Birthday Cards\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeven decades deserves a card that treats it as an achievement rather than a punchline about hearing aids. These 70th birthday cards are designed in house, printed in the UK on quality card and posted with a kraft envelope. There are funny 70th birthday cards for the ones who'd rather be teased, and warmer designs for when the family wants something that gets kept on the mantelpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost orders here are for a mum, dad, nan or grandad and get signed by several people, so there's room to write properly inside. If the wording is the hard part, our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/70th-birthday-card-messages\"\u003e70th birthday card messages\u003c\/a\u003e page has lines grouped by tone, and our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/70th-birthday-jokes-poems-and-verses\"\u003e70th birthday jokes, poems and verses\u003c\/a\u003e guide covers the card, the speech and the toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlanning the day too? Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-plan-a-70th-birthday-party\"\u003e70th birthday party guide\u003c\/a\u003e has real UK costs, and you can add a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/candles\"\u003ecandle\u003c\/a\u003e or a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-badges\"\u003ebirthday badge\u003c\/a\u003e to finish the present in one order. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003ebirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e or all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-cards\"\u003ebirthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"70th-birthday-card-let-there-be-cake","title":"70th Birthday Card (Let There Be Cake)","description":"\u003cp\u003eSeventy years on this earth deserves a proper celebration, and definitely a cake big enough to need its own postcode. This funny 70th birthday card gives the milestone a heavenly upgrade with the line: “And on their 70th Birthday, God said let there be cake.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a joyful, cheeky way to mark a big birthday without getting overly serious. The towering cake packed with candles adds a bright, playful touch that makes the whole design feel like a party in card form. Perfect for someone who has a good sense of humour about turning seventy and believes cake is a very important food group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to a parent, grandparent, family friend or anyone who has reached 70 with style, stories and a smile. It is light, warm and guaranteed to get a laugh before they even read what you write inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is plenty of space for your own message, whether you want to keep the joke going, get a little bit heartfelt or simply tell them to enjoy every slice of their big day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fun, feel good card for celebrating 70 years with humour, candles and the most important birthday rule of all… let there be cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/70th-birthday-card-messages\"\u003e70th Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-dad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Dad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-grandad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Grandad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50288451584346,"sku":"HBD008","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/70th-birthday-cards-let-there-be-cake.png?v=1736523280"},{"product_id":"top-trumps-70th-birthday-card-for-dad","title":"Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate collector’s edition Dad card. This Top Trumps style 70th birthday card gives your dad his very own stat card, complete with some very impressive numbers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAge: 70\u003cbr\u003eSnoring: 98\u003cbr\u003eForgetfulness: 92\u003cbr\u003eDIY: 87\u003cbr\u003eTotal rating: 100\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a brilliant choice for families who grew up playing card games and arguing over who had the best stats. This time there is no argument. Dad wins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a milestone 70th birthday, this card celebrates everything that makes him such a classic. The thunderous snoring, the “what did I come in here for” moments, the slightly improvised DIY and, underneath it all, a total rating that says he is unbeatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Top Trumps style layout gives it a fun, retro feel that will make him smile as soon as he sees it. He will read every stat, pretend to be shocked and then show it off to anyone who comes near.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside there is plenty of space for your own message. You can add extra “abilities”, share memories or simply say happy 70th birthday to a dad who is still top of the deck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny, feel good card for a truly legendary seventy year old.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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