{"title":"Funny Birthday Cards for Him","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFunny Birthday Cards for Him\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost men do not want a card about journeys and milestones. They want the one that takes the mickey out of their hairline, their football team or their refusal to read the instructions. That is what this page is for: funny birthday cards for him that read like something a friend would actually say out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou will find cheeky birthday cards for boyfriends and husbands, blunt ones for brothers and mates, and a few that lean rude enough to get read out at the pub. Every design is drawn in house, printed in the UK on quality card stock and posted with a kraft envelope, so it arrives looking like someone chose it rather than grabbed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuying a present too? 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Our vibrant Happy 50th Birthday Card is the perfect way to send your warmest wishes to friends, family members, or colleagues as they reach this incredible milestone. Featuring a clean, contemporary design with two colourful balloons floating gracefully, this card offers a delightful mix of cheerful sentiment and eye-catching style that is sure to stand out on any mantelpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are looking for a 50th birthday card for your mum, dad, a sibling, or a lifelong friend, this versatile design strikes the perfect balance between simple celebration and modern design. 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It is ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFriends and family members celebrating their milestone 50th birthday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who loves a lighthearted, humorous take on getting older.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCake lovers who believe no birthday celebration is complete without a towering dessert.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePeople who appreciate a clever, playful twist on a classic phrase.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK on high-quality card stock, this vibrant card features a colourful illustration of a towering birthday cake covered in glowing candles. The inside is left completely blank, giving you plenty of space to write your own heartfelt message, share a favourite memory, or add your own funny jokes. 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This funny birthday card turns the big 4 0 into a moment of divine dessert delivery, complete with the line: “And on their 40th Birthday, God said let there be cake.”\u003cbr\u003eIt is the perfect card for someone who is stepping into their forties with a smile, a laugh and maybe a tiny bit of denial. The towering cake illustration keeps things light and cheerful, making it ideal for friends, siblings, partners or colleagues who love a joke more than a lecture about ageing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it at a party, pop it on a present or hand it over with actual cake for maximum effect. It suits the person who still feels 25 inside, the one who embraces their inner grown up or the one who pretends forty is just “30 plus experience”.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is plenty of room inside for your own message, whether you want to keep the humour going or add something more sincere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fun, feel good birthday card that celebrates forty with laughter, candles and the universal truth that cake solves everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/40th-birthday-card-messages\"\u003e40th Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-dad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Dad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-grandad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Grandad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50285825098074,"sku":"HBD004","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/40th-birthday-cards-let-there-be-cake.png?v=1736496799"},{"product_id":"i-tolerate-you-valentines-day-card-for-emos-and-goths","title":"I Tolerate You Valentines Day Card For Emos \u0026 Goths","description":"\u003cp\u003eDiscover the perfect Valentine's Day card for the unique love in your life with our I Tolerate You card. 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Our beautifully minimalist greeting card features a stylish line art illustration of hands forming a classic heart shape, offering a sweet and contemporary alternative to traditional, overly sentimental designs. It is the perfect way to send a heartfelt message of connection and unity to your special someone on the 14th of February.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA Stylish, Modern Valentine’s Card for Your Partner\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with a clean aesthetic, this versatile card suits any recipient. Whether you are searching for the perfect Valentine’s Day card for your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, or partner, the universal symbol of the hand-heart gesture beautifully represents your shared affection. It is designed to focus entirely on the pure sentiment of love, making it a wonderful keepsake they can cherish long after the day is over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo ensure premium quality and a luxury feel, all our greeting cards are proudly designed and printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable card stock. This card comes completely blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write your own personal message, romantic poem, or a funny inside joke that will make your partner smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium UK Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Proudly designed, printed, and packaged in the United Kingdom on thick, high-quality card stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Left entirely blank so you can craft your own custom, handwritten message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Presentation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Supplied with a high-quality matching envelope, packaged carefully to arrive in pristine condition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ideal for Valentine's Day, wedding anniversaries, paper anniversaries, or simply as an unexpected 'I love you' gesture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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Show them that despite being a pain in the butt, that you still love them muchly! Perfect for couples with a playful dynamic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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Everybody's got one of those friends who can't get enough at a party, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive them the ultimate dose of poppers with a greetings card, guaranteed to pack a punch - and generate plenty of laughs and fond memories. They won't sniff at this card, that's for sure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Don't worry, poppers are very much still legal in the UK, and sold in plenty of off-licenses!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-dad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Dad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-grandad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Grandad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-mum\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Mum\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50287996862810,"sku":"HBD006","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/happy-birthday-card-poppers.png?v=1736519130"},{"product_id":"60th-birthday-card-let-there-be-cake","title":"60th Birthday Card (Let There Be Cake)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf there is ever a birthday that deserves a divine slice of cake, it is the big 6 0. This funny 60th birthday card takes the moment and gives it the holy treatment, complete with a glorious cake stacked high with candles. A perfect mix of cheeky and celebratory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“And on their 60th Birthday, God said let there be cake” is the ideal line for anyone who has earned the right to enjoy every crumb, every treat and every bit of fuss that comes with hitting sixty. It is playful, light and guaranteed to get a laugh the moment they lift it out of the envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to a friend, parent, workmate or anyone who is stepping into their 60s with humour and style. It works for people who like a joke about getting older, people who love cake more than anything and people who appreciate a birthday message that doesn’t take itself too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is plenty of space inside to add your own message. You can keep the joke going, add something sweet or simply wish them a brilliant year ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fun, feel good card for celebrating a milestone birthday with a proper sense of occasion and a very blessed slice of cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This funny 70th birthday card gives the milestone a heavenly upgrade with the line: “And on their 70th Birthday, God said let there be cake.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a joyful, cheeky way to mark a big birthday without getting overly serious. The towering cake packed with candles adds a bright, playful touch that makes the whole design feel like a party in card form. Perfect for someone who has a good sense of humour about turning seventy and believes cake is a very important food group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to a parent, grandparent, family friend or anyone who has reached 70 with style, stories and a smile. It is light, warm and guaranteed to get a laugh before they even read what you write inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is plenty of space for your own message, whether you want to keep the joke going, get a little bit heartfelt or simply tell them to enjoy every slice of their big day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fun, feel good card for celebrating 70 years with humour, candles and the most important birthday rule of all… let there be cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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The front of the card is adorned with a lively and detailed festival scene that reflects the energy and excitement of the event, making it an eye-catching choice for any birthday celebration. At the centre of the design, the bold and impactful ‘Happy Birthday’ lettering takes pride of place, adding an extra sense of fun and positivity to the card’s appearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated in a convenient A6 size, this card offers a perfectly proportioned space for you to share your personal sentiments. Its blank interior is versatile and allows you to tailor your message to suit the individual recipient, making it a fitting option for birthdays of all kinds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe festival-inspired theme, with its vibrant colours and creative design elements, ensures the card stands out and feels memorable. Ideal for music fans or anyone who enjoys a touch of artistry and flair, this card is a fantastic way to bring joy and a sense of festivity to someone’s birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect Glastonbury birthday card for those who don't miss a year!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/teacher-thank-you-gift-ideas\"\u003eTeacher Thank You Gift Ideas\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/thank-you-card-messages\"\u003eThank You Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/valentines-day-card-messages\"\u003eValentine's Day Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50312690827610,"sku":"VAL0022","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/lucky-you-are-valentines-day-card.png?v=1736844144"},{"product_id":"i-just-love-you-so-much-guinness-valentines-day-card","title":"I Just Love You So Much (Guinness Valentines Day Card)","description":"\u003cp\u003eRemind your significant other that there's another love in your life: the white stuff. 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These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-dad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Dad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-daughter\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Your Daughter\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-son\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Your Son\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50348573458778,"sku":null,"price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/happy-birthday-card-from-dad.png?v=1737277963"},{"product_id":"i-love-you-so-much-valentines-day-card-for-emos-goths","title":"I Love You. 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These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/teacher-thank-you-gift-ideas\"\u003eTeacher Thank You Gift Ideas\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/thank-you-card-messages\"\u003eThank You Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/valentines-day-card-messages\"\u003eValentine's Day Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50349358219610,"sku":"VAL008","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/i-love-you-emo-goth-valentines-cards.png?v=1737299597"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-fabulous-human-being-lgbt-birthday-card","title":"Happy Birthday, You Fabulous Human Being (LGBT Birthday Card)","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the wonderful, unique spirit of someone special with this vibrant LGBT birthday card. 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It is more than just a simple birthday message; it is a colourful, joyful celebration of their unique essence, personality, and individuality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur premium greeting cards are printed on high-quality card stock, ensuring they stand proud and look beautiful on any mantelpiece, shelf, or desk. Left completely blank inside, this card gives you all the space you need to write a heartfelt personal message, share an inside joke, or write a touching note of support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrant Pride Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a whimsical unicorn illustration with colourful, eye-catching hand-drawn style typography.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Left blank inside so you can write your own bespoke, personal birthday message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile Recipient:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ideal for friends, family, partners, or any fabulous human being who deserves a touch of magic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Set:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comes complete with a matching premium envelope, ready for posting or hand-delivering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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Turning 21 is a monumental milestone, and this charming card is the perfect way for grandparents to convey their pride, love, and warmest wishes as she steps fully into adulthood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAn Elegant Keepsake for Her 21st Birthday\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing an elegant floral illustration on the cover, this high-quality card captures the beauty and grace of your granddaughter on her special day. Designed and printed to the highest standards, it offers a luxurious look and feel that will stand out beautifully on her mantelpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe card is left blank inside, providing plenty of room for you to write a truly heartfelt message. Whether you want to share cherished family memories, offer wise words for the adventures that lie ahead, or simply tell her how adored she is, there is ample space to express your feelings in your own words. It acts as a wonderful keepsake that she can look back on and treasure for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBeautiful Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features an elegant floral illustration on the front, ideal for a milestone 21st birthday celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gives you maximum space to write a personal, heartfelt message of love and pride.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed and printed to high standards, offering a lovely textured feel that lasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady to Send:\u003c\/strong\u003e Supplied complete with a matching, coordinating envelope ready for posting or hand-delivering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This personalised 18th birthday card is the perfect way to mark his transition into adulthood, combining family warmth with a cheeky pub-themed joke. Featuring a playful prompt asking the newly-minted 18-year-old if he is finally going to buy his grandparents his first round, it is a lighthearted keepsake he will actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA Funny Milestone Card Designed for Your Grandson\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTurning 18 is a momentous occasion, but it is also the ideal time for a friendly chuckle. This custom card is designed to stand out on the mantelpiece, reminding him of his loving grandparents while gently nudging him towards his new adult responsibilities—like buying his very first legal pint! It balances sentimentality with a classic British joke that is sure to raise a smile on his special day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo make this card truly unique, simply provide his name at the checkout. 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Cheers to his exciting new chapter, and hopefully, a free pint for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/18th-birthday-card-messages\"\u003e18th Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/funny-birthday-card-messages\"\u003eFunny Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-dad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Dad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-coasters\"\u003eFunny coasters\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Nan \u0026 granddad","offer_id":50363680325978,"sku":"HBD025A","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nan","offer_id":50363680358746,"sku":"HBD025B","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granddad","offer_id":50363694711130,"sku":"HBD25C","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/18th-birthday-card-for-grandson-01.png?v=1737474481"},{"product_id":"you-dont-look-a-day-over-79-80th-birthday-card-for-dad","title":"You Don't Look A Day Over 79 (80th Birthday Card for Dad)","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate your dad’s landmark milestone with a healthy dose of cheeky British humour. Reaching eighty is a wonderful occasion, but it is also the perfect excuse for some light-hearted family banter. This funny 80th birthday card is designed specifically for dads who appreciate a classic joke, a witty retort, and a good old-fashioned giggle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA Humorous 80th Birthday Card for Dad\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front of the card features the playful, teasing message: \"Ignore them, Dad, you don't look a day over 79!\" It is the ultimate way to poke fun at his new milestone age while reminding him that he is still incredibly young at heart. Whether he is the absolute king of classic dad jokes or simply enjoys a playful tease from his children, this card is guaranteed to bring a warm smile to his face on his special day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you are presenting this card at a large family gathering, during a lively birthday party, or alongside a quiet cup of tea at home, it strikes the ideal balance between cheeky teasing and genuine affection. After all, age is just a number, and eighty is the perfect time to celebrate with laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis premium greeting card features:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA humorous, light-hearted design tailored specifically for a dad's 80th birthday celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality printing on premium cardstock that makes the cheeky text stand out beautifully.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA blank interior, giving you plenty of space to write your own personal message, inside joke, or heartfelt wishes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA matching envelope included for easy sending or handing over in person.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eHelp him welcome his eighties with a grin. This unique, humorous card is a brilliant way to show your love and share a laugh with your dad on his landmark birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This funny Valentine’s Day card is the ultimate way to show you understand their priorities. Featuring the playful message, \"I wish you looked at me the way you looked at any pint of Guinness ever,\" it is guaranteed to raise a smile from anyone who appreciates a proper settle and a perfect dome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for couples whose romance is built on cosy pub dates, sharing the last sip, and securing the favourite bar stool, this card strikes the perfect balance between cheeky and affectionate. Whether you are celebrating with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner, it’s a brilliant way to say \"I love you\" with a side of lighthearted banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just to surprise them on a date night. If their eyes light up the moment a freshly poured pint lands on the table, this is the only card they need this year to feel truly understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis high-quality greeting card is left blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write a personal message, share an inside joke, or promise them a pint on your next trip to the local. 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Perfect for the Liverpool fan in your life, this card features a delightful illustration of Anfield's manager alongside the play-on-words \"I love you a Slot\". Whether they are cheering from the Kop or coaching you through life, show your partner they are your number one manager with a greeting card that balances romance with their passion for the beautiful game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Perfect Valentine's Card for Liverpool Fans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFinding a card that matches their love for you with their love for football can be a challenge. Designed specifically for LFC supporters, this funny Valentine's card brings a light-hearted touch to the season of romance. It is ideal for husbands, boyfriends, partners, or any football-mad recipient who appreciates a good pun and a bit of pitch-side humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArne Slot Pun:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a custom illustration of the Liverpool FC manager with a playful romantic pun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed and printed in the UK on high-quality card stock for a great look and feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Left completely blank inside so you can write your own personal message, tactical notes, or inside joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for Him:\u003c\/strong\u003e An excellent choice for husbands, boyfriends, and partners who eat, sleep, and breathe football.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy settle for a generic romantic card when you can give them something that genuinely speaks to their interests? Make this Valentine's Day memorable with a keepsake that is guaranteed to raise a smile and score points on and off the pitch. Add this brilliant LFC pun card to your basket today and get ready to celebrate with the ultimate football fan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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If your partner’s heart belongs to you—but perhaps a little bit to Everton Football Club and their legendary captain Seamus Coleman—this is the perfect way to celebrate your relationship with a healthy dose of footie banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Perfect Valentine's Card for Everton Fans\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis high-quality greeting card features a charming hand-drawn style illustration of Seamus Coleman in his classic blue Everton kit on the front. It is paired with the playful, tongue-in-cheek message: \u003cem\u003e\"Happy Valentine's Day from the love of your life (that's me, not Seamus)\"\u003c\/em\u003e. It's a lighthearted way to remind them who really comes first, whilst still nodding to their matchday obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK, this card is ideal for husbands, boyfriends, or partners who live and breathe football. It strikes the perfect balance between romantic sentiment and lighthearted teasing, making it a memorable alternative to traditional, overly sentimental Valentine's designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFeatures a fun illustration of Everton captain Seamus Coleman\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHumorous football-themed Valentine's message on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBlank inside for you to write your own personal, heartfelt, or cheeky message\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSized perfectly for standard UK post and printed on premium quality cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSupplied with a matching envelope for easy posting or hand-delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are looking to raise a genuine chuckle or just want to show how well you know their passions, this EFC-themed Valentine's card is sure to be a winner. 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