{"title":"Funny New Job Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eStarting a new job is exciting, terrifying and a little bit chaotic, so a funny card is always the right choice. Our Funny New Job cards are made for the people who need a good laugh before they start pretending to know what they are doing on day one. They are bold, cheeky and full of the kind of humour that takes the edge off big life changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn this collection you will find jokes about escaping old workplaces, celebrating fresh starts and pretending to read emails confidently. Some cards are silly. Some are smart. Some have just the right amount of sarcasm for the colleague you adore but will definitely still mute in the group chat after they leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese cards are perfect for work besties, office comedians, serial job hoppers and anyone brave enough to update their job title on social media. They make great additions to leaving gifts or desk‑drop surprises on someone’s final day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpect bright colours, playful messages and a level of honesty you cannot always say out loud in a meeting. It is the fun, feel good way to say good luck, you will smash it, and please remember us when you become too important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA lively collection for celebrating new chapters with a proper laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"new-job-card-didnt-check-your-search-history","title":"New Job Card (Didn't Check Your Search History)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis one is for the mate who somehow fooled an entire interview panel. The card reads “You got the job! They clearly didn’t check your search history.” with a cheeky little search engine bar on the front, just to really drive the point home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is perfect for the friend who messages you questionable links at 2am, the colleague who spends half their day looking things up, or anyone whose browser history is pure chaos. A funny little nod to the fact that none of us really know what we are doing, we are all just googling it as we go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to someone who has landed a shiny new role, nailed a promotion or finally escaped a job they hated. It works for leaving dos, new job celebrations or that first drink after they have signed the contract and are wondering what they have done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite your own message inside. You can be sweet, you can be savage, or you can simply remind them that incognito mode is their new best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight, daft and very relatable. A brilliant way to say congrats while still keeping them firmly grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53538882093402,"sku":"JOB020-SearchHistory","price":3.75,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/funny-new-job-card-search-history.png?v=1770581420"},{"product_id":"new-job-who-dis-funny-new-job-card","title":"New Job, Who Dis? (Funny New Job Card)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis card is short, silly and ideal for someone with pure chaotic energy. The sort of person who gets a new job and immediately pretends they have forgotten everyone they have ever met. The front simply says “New job, who dis?” which is exactly the level of sass they deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is perfect for the mate who thrives on drama, the colleague who never takes anything seriously or the friend who treats every life event like a soft reboot of their entire personality. This card brings a grin the moment it is opened and works for promotions, fresh starts or escaping a job they have been complaining about for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePop your message inside. You can be sweet and supportive or you can fully lean into the chaos and tell them you expect to be replaced by shinier friends immediately. Either way, it lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fun, light-hearted way to say congrats without going all emotional about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNew job, who dis? Exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53538918924634,"sku":"JOB021-NewPhoneWhoDis","price":3.75,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/new-job-card-new-phone-who-dis.png?v=1770581951"}],"url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/collections\/funny-new-job-cards.oembed","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}