{"title":"Housewarming Gifts","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHousewarming Gifts\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGetting the keys to a new place is a big deal, especially in this economy. These funny housewarming gifts celebrate the moment and laugh at everything that came with it: crushing mortgages, goodbye to landlords and a new \"home owner era\". Every gift is a scented candle, which happens to be the classic housewarming present for good reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy a candle makes a great housewarming gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA new home often smells of fresh paint, cardboard boxes and the previous owner's cooking. A candle fixes that on the first night, it doesn't take up space in a home that's still half unpacked, and it doesn't need to match a décor they haven't chosen yet. It's also easy to bring along to a housewarming party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor first-time buyers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"In my home owner era\" and \"Crushing mortgage\" are made for first-time buyers who've just survived surveys, solicitors and a deposit that took years to save. They mark the achievement while admitting the bank account is now empty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor renters and people leaving a landlord behind\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"New home, no more landlords\" is the one for someone who has finally stopped renting. For students moving into their first shared house, \"Good luck doing your own washing\" is a gentle nudge from mum and dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMaking it a bigger gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair a candle with a bottle of fizz, a takeaway voucher for the first night (nobody can find the pans) or a plant for the windowsill. A card with their new address written inside shows you're already planning your first visit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome messages contain swearing, so read the wording before picking one for a relative who might not see the funny side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake it a complete present with \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-home-cards\"\u003enew home cards\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-home-cards-for-first-homes\"\u003efirst home cards\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-new-home-cards-for-couples\"\u003efunny new home cards for couples\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-home-candles\"\u003enew home candles\u003c\/a\u003e, all posted from the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"new-home-candle-gift-soy-wax-candle-new-home-fancy-bitch","title":"New Home Candle (Fancy Bitch)","description":"\u003cp\u003eCongratulations on your stylish new home! Whether you’ve just achieved the dream of owning your own place or snagged a luxurious new rental, this cheeky little candle is the ultimate way to mark the occasion. Featuring the bold and playful statement, 'Happy new home you fancy bitch,' displayed proudly on its label, this candle is an amusing and stylish nod to the fact that you’ve stepped up in life—perhaps now complete with matching wine glasses or a sofa that doesn’t double as a bed. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs you settle in, light it up to create a cosy atmosphere while you unbox all your treasures, sip on a celebratory glass of bubbly, and take a well-deserved moment to appreciate the fact that your new space reflects your journey into adulthood. Whether it’s your sanctuary or a place to host memorable gatherings, this candle makes your new home all the more special. Perfect as a gift for your closest friends who also appreciate a little sass with their sentiment, this witty yet classy touch is guaranteed to bring smiles all around. Welcome to a place that truly feels like yours, with a touch of glamour and a dash of attitude. Let the housewarming festivities begin!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/new-home-card-messages\"\u003eNew Home Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/back-to-school-and-new-term-cards\"\u003eBack to School and New Term Cards\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/new-baby-card-messages\"\u003eNew Baby Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/candles\"\u003eCandles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/scented-soy-candles\"\u003eScented soy candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Chilled Vibes (Eucalyptus \u0026 Fresh Citrus)","offer_id":55029233516890,"sku":"MC-158-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029233549658,"sku":"MC-158-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-Candles-158.jpg?v=1757772185"},{"product_id":"new-home-gift-funny-new-home-gift-candle-home-owner-era","title":"New Home Candle (In My Home Owner Era)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the In my home owner era candle – the ultimate new home gift for those who are ready to exclaim, I’ve finally escaped my landlord! This candle is the perfect way to celebrate the exhilarating and slightly daunting milestone of owning a place that’s entirely yours. Whether they’ve already started painting every wall a fresh new colour or are just getting to grips with things like ‘boiler pressure,’ this candle creates the ideal mood for the exciting journey that is home ownership. Owning a home is a mix of joy, confusion, and a touch of chaos, and this candle is here to make it all feel just a bit more special.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScented with financial responsibility – just kidding, it smells of comforting vanilla and the essence of new beginnings – this is an excellent gift for someone stepping into the full swing of adult life. It’s like giving a housewarming card but with so much more personality because, let’s face it, cards end up in the recycling bin within a week. Every time they light this candle, they’ll experience a combination of pride, joy, and maybe a little bit of dread at the thought of endless trips to the DIY shop for paint samples, nails, and the occasional overpriced gadget they’re convinced they need.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImagine this candle proudly sitting on their mantelpiece, sparking conversations at every dinner party. Because, truthfully, who wouldn’t want a daily reminder of such an incredible accomplishment? This isn’t just a candle – it’s a statement piece, one that boldly proclaims, I’ve made it! – but with a humorous touch, so it doesn’t feel too boastful. Let this candle be a companion to all those evenings spent figuring out furniture layouts, decorating styles, and wondering if the Wi-Fi router could possibly reach one more room. It’s a celebration of independence and the small victories of making a house into a home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/new-home-card-messages\"\u003eNew Home Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/back-to-school-and-new-term-cards\"\u003eBack to School and New Term Cards\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/funny-birthday-card-messages\"\u003eFunny Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/candles\"\u003eCandles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-coasters\"\u003eFunny coasters\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Chilled Vibes (Eucalyptus \u0026 Fresh Citrus)","offer_id":55029231354202,"sku":"MC-153-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029231386970,"sku":"MC-153-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-Candles-153.jpg?v=1757772186"},{"product_id":"new-home-candle-funny-housewarming-gift-crushing-mortgage","title":"New Home Candle (Crushing Mortgage)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the candle that says what everyone's secretly thinking: \"Congrats on Your Crushing Mortgage New Home\". Yes, you've upgraded from dodgy landlords to monthly reminders of your adulting genius! Celebrate your new abode—and its forever tie to the bank—with the perfect new home gift.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScented with the delicate aroma of relief, excitement, and a pinch of we’ll be eating pasta for the next year, this candle sets the mood for unpacking boxes and marvelling at how far you’ve come. It’s a small token to lighten the load—financially figurative, of course—because hey, if you’re going to tackle mortgage repayments, at least do it in a house that smells divine!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab this laugh-inducing keepsake for a friend who’s crossed over to homeownership—or keep one for yourself. Your keys have found their castle; your bank account’s found a treadmill. Cheers to a mortgage that feels like forever but smells amazing!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/new-home-card-messages\"\u003eNew Home Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/back-to-school-and-new-term-cards\"\u003eBack to School and New Term Cards\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/new-baby-card-messages\"\u003eNew Baby Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/candles\"\u003eCandles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/scented-soy-candles\"\u003eScented soy candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Chilled Vibes (Eucalyptus \u0026 Fresh Citrus)","offer_id":55029229257050,"sku":"MC-91-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029229289818,"sku":"MC-91-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-Candles-91-_1.jpg?v=1757772188"},{"product_id":"new-home-gift-funny-housewarming-candle-a-house-in-this-economy","title":"New Home Candle (In This Economy)","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eWell, would you look at that! Someone’s actually managed to pull off the seemingly impossible and secure a house \u003cstrong\u003ein this fucking economy\u003c\/strong\u003e. A miracle? Maybe. A cause for celebration? Without a doubt!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eThis cheeky \"Congrats on buying a house in this fucking economy\" new home candle has been created to recognise and celebrate your impressive accomplishment of reaching shiny homeowner status, all while adding a sprinkle of humour to the mix. With its delightful scent and tongue-in-cheek message, this candle is a brilliant way to mark the occasion and liven up your new space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eIt’s perfect for bringing a smile to your face or as a hilarious and thoughtful gift for first-time buyers. Perhaps you’ll want to keep it as a little treat for yourself, a way to remind yourself that you’re officially living the dream – well, sort of. From questionable budgeting strategies to a house full of endless greenery, you’ve done it. Congratulations!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/new-home-card-messages\"\u003eNew Home Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/back-to-school-and-new-term-cards\"\u003eBack to School and New Term Cards\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/new-baby-card-messages\"\u003eNew Baby Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/candles\"\u003eCandles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/scented-soy-candles\"\u003eScented soy candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Chilled Vibes (Eucalyptus \u0026 Fresh Citrus)","offer_id":55029230272858,"sku":"MC-94-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029230305626,"sku":"MC-94-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-Candles-94-_1.jpg?v=1757772195"},{"product_id":"new-home-no-more-landlords-funny-candle","title":"New Home No More Landlords Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThe ultimate funny new home candle for first homes, mortgages, and finally escaping rented life. Featuring 'Congratulations! No more shitty landlords!', this hand-poured soy wax candle combines Mischief’s signature soft pink vessel with bold red typography for a housewarming gift that’s funny, relatable, and genuinely stylish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePerfect for homeowners entering their nesting era.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Chilled Vibes (Eucalyptus \u0026 Fresh Citrus)","offer_id":55029254979930,"sku":"MC-267-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029255012698,"sku":"MC-267-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-267-_1.jpg?v=1792410272"},{"product_id":"funny-university-gift-good-luck-doing-your-own-washing","title":"Funny University Gift | Good Luck Doing Your Own Washing","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny university gift for anyone leaving home and starting their next adventure. Hand-poured in Manchester using premium soy wax, this candle features the message \"Good luck doing your own washing.\" and is presented in our signature soft pink vessel with bold red typography. The perfect going to university gift, student leaving home gift, off to university present or Freshers' gift from parents, grandparents or friends.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Chilled Vibes (Eucalyptus \u0026 Fresh Citrus)","offer_id":55029254914394,"sku":"MC-283-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029254947162,"sku":"MC-283-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/kfBZMVkDZjbgUNHN.jpg?v=1792410271"}],"url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/collections\/housewarming-gifts.oembed","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}