{"title":"Hyrox Birthday Cards","description":"\u003ch1\u003eHyrox Birthday Cards\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows someone who has found Hyrox and now measures their life in wall balls, burpee broad jumps and sled pushes. These Hyrox birthday cards are for them: funny fitness designs made in house, printed in the UK on quality card and posted with a kraft envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey work for a training partner, a gym-obsessed husband or wife, or the friend who booked their first race and hasn't shut up since. Pair one with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/candles\"\u003ecandle\u003c\/a\u003e for the sore muscles, or browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards\"\u003efunny birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hyrox-happy-birthday-card-in-blue-pink","title":"Hyrox Happy Birthday Card (In Blue \u0026 Pink)","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrating a dedicated fitness enthusiast's special day just got easier with this unique hyrox happy birthday card in blue pink. Designed specifically for those who love the intensity of the gym and the thrill of competition, this eye-catching card is the perfect way to acknowledge their hard work and passion. Featuring an illustrated mock-up of a Hyrox-inspired medal, it brings a playful yet respectful nod to their favourite sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Choose This Hyrox Happy Birthday Card in Blue Pink?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether they are a seasoned competitor preparing for their next event or a fitness newcomer proud of their progress, this card strikes the perfect balance of motivation and celebration. The vibrant blue and pink medal design stands out on any mantelpiece, offering a modern aesthetic that fits both male and female recipients, from gym partners to family members.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a fantastic choice for several recipients, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGym buddies who keep you motivated during tough training sessions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFamily members like your mum, dad, or partner who love staying active.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePersonal trainers or coaches who help you reach your fitness goals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAny dedicated fitness lover celebrating their birthday in the UK.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe inside is left blank, giving you plenty of space to write your own inspiring or humorous birthday message. Pair it with a thoughtful fitness gift or let it stand alone as a memorable keepsake they will genuinely appreciate. Show them you truly understand their passion with a design created for the sport they love.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":51175939211610,"sku":"HBD078","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":51175939244378,"sku":"HBD079","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/hyrox-birthday-card-blue.png?v=1746777460"},{"product_id":"another-year-fitter-happy-birthday-card","title":"Another Year Fitter* Happy Birthday Card","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eBirthdays are all about celebrating achievements. Getting older, getting wiser and, if this enthusiastic capybara is to be believed, getting fitter too.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eFeaturing a medal-winning capybara sprinting across the finish line in sunglasses, clutching a birthday balloon and looking extremely pleased with itself, this funny birthday card delivers a wonderfully optimistic message: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Happy Birthday! Another Year Fitter!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Followed by the all-important disclaimer: \"*\u003cem\u003eTerms and Conditions Apply.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003ePerfect for runners, gym lovers, sports fans, fitness enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys a healthy dose of sarcasm with their birthday wishes, this card pokes fun at the idea that every birthday automatically comes with improved athletic performance.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eWhether they're smashing personal bests, enthusiastically paying for a gym membership they never use, or simply considering the walk to the fridge as daily exercise, this card is guaranteed to raise a smile. The combination of the determined capybara, winning medal and cheeky small print makes it a brilliant choice for anyone who doesn't take getting older too seriously.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eIdeal for friends, family members, colleagues or that one person who insists age is just a number, this card celebrates another trip around the sun with humour, charm and a healthy amount of denial.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eBecause birthdays aren't about counting the years. 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Whether they're training for their next event, talking about their latest PB, or somehow managing to work sled pushes into every conversation, this birthday card is made for them.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eFeaturing a bold, minimalist design and the wonderfully blunt message \u003cstrong\u003e\"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Hyrox Wanker\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, this card is perfect for gym fanatics, fitness obsessives and anyone whose personality has become just a tiny bit linked to their latest sporting challenge.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eIdeal for friends, partners, training buddies, colleagues or family members who live in activewear and seem to think every social gathering is an opportunity to discuss their training plan. It's the perfect way to celebrate their birthday while gently reminding them that not everyone wants to hear about wall balls and burpee broad jumps.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eFunny, cheeky and guaranteed to get a laugh, this card strikes the perfect balance between affectionate and insulting. After all, if you're willing to spend your spare time dragging weighted sleds around for fun, you should probably expect a little light-hearted ridicule on your birthday.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eA brilliant birthday card for the Hyrox enthusiast who takes fitness seriously but doesn't take themselves too seriously.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54859846254938,"sku":"HBD141-HYROX-WANKER","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/hyrox-happy-birhday-card-01.png?v=1790487087"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-mum-cat-birthday-card","title":"Happy Birthday Mum Cat Birthday Card","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eSome mums spend their birthdays being treated like queens. Others would be perfectly happy with a quiet chair, a cup of tea and absolutely no interruptions. If that sounds familiar, this charming birthday card is the perfect fit.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eFeaturing a relaxed black and white cat stretched out across a cosy armchair, this card celebrates one of life's greatest skills: the ability to switch off and do absolutely nothing when the occasion calls for it. 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