{"title":"New Mum Candles","description":"\u003ch1\u003eNew Mum Candles\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp\u003eNew mum candles are gifts for the mum herself, not another thing for the baby. Our funny parenting candles recognise the chaos, the long bedtimes and the wish for five quiet minutes, with messages ranging from encouragement to more outspoken jokes. The collection also includes designs for mums further into parenting, so read the label rather than assuming everything refers to life with a newborn. Choose according to her sense of humour and circumstances. Some wording is blunt or contains adult humour, and a thoughtful gift should never make her feel judged.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA supportive message for a new mum\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e“You're Doing Amazing Mum” offers encouragement without making a joke about her recovery or how much she is managing. Add a note that does not demand a reply, perhaps saying you are thinking of her or offering a specific time to drop off food. The candle is a small gesture, not a solution to tiredness, difficult feelings or the practical demands of a new baby. If she does not enjoy scented products, a card and a useful offer of help can be a better present.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFive minutes alone, without the pressure\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Five Minutes Alone” and “Mummy Needs Five Minutes” acknowledge a familiar wish for a little space. Give them affectionately, without suggesting she ought to organise a perfect evening or make more time for herself. A new parent may not have spare time simply because someone has bought a candle. Practical support matters more than a slogan: offer to bring a meal or help with an agreed task, and let her decide whether and when she wants to use the gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFunny candles for toddler years and beyond\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Bullied by a Toddler”, “Bedtime Takes 47 Years” and “In My School Run Era” describe different stages of parenting. They can make a familiar joke for a mum already living those routines, but a school-run label is not the obvious choice for someone who has just had her first baby. “Chaotic Parenting” and “Brilliant Mum Feral Days” offer another tone. Check the complete product image and wording so that the joke feels like recognition rather than an assumption about her family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eBe considerate about sensitive jokes\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Sorry About Your Pelvic Floor” is a much more personal joke than a general parenting message. Only choose it if you know she would welcome it; birth injuries, recovery and body changes are not automatically funny to the person experiencing them. Avoid using a present to ask about feeding, sleep or recovery. A kind message is the safer option when you are uncertain. These candles make no claims about postnatal wellbeing, and fragrance preferences may change, so ask rather than guessing what she needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eChoosing a fragrance they will actually enjoy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead the individual product page for the available fragrance, size, current price and delivery details. A label you love does not guarantee that the recipient will like the scent. Ask discreetly if you are unsure, and do not assume every design comes with the same options. Someone who dislikes fragrance or finds strong smells uncomfortable may prefer a card instead. These candles are presents for the home, not health products, and no particular scent is promised to improve sleep, reduce stress or change anyone's mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOrdering and giving your candle gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheck the full checkout cost, including delivery, before deciding on your budget. If the gift is needed for a celebration, leave time for the stated dispatch and delivery arrangements rather than assuming next-day arrival. A card and a candle may have different fulfilment arrangements, so check before expecting one parcel. A short handwritten message can make one carefully chosen candle feel personal without adding unnecessary extras. If you are posting the present yourself, protect the container properly and check the parcel service's packaging requirements.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eUsing candles safely at home\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlways follow the maker's instructions on the product and packaging. Use a stable, heat-resistant surface, keep the flame away from curtains and other flammable materials, and never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep candles out of reach of children and pets, away from draughts, and extinguish them before leaving the room or going to sleep. A funny message does not change those precautions. Let the recipient choose a suitable place and time to use their gift rather than suggesting it should be lit during a busy celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eExplore related gifts\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-mum-gifts\"\u003eall new mum gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/self-care-cheer-up-candles\"\u003eself-care and cheer-up candles\u003c\/a\u003e, or explore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/candles\"\u003eall candles\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"you-re-doing-amazing-mum-candle","title":"You’re Doing Amazing Mum Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA supportive candle for mums doing their best through the chaos. Featuring 'You’re doing amazing, even if the house isn’t', this hand-poured soy wax candle is designed in our signature blush pink vessel with bold red typography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA thoughtful motherhood gift with heart and humour. Perfect for mums who need reminding they’re doing better than they think.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029261205850,"sku":"MC-241-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029261238618,"sku":"MC-241-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-241-_1.jpg?v=1792410315"},{"product_id":"sorry-about-your-pelvic-floor-candle","title":"Sorry About Your Pelvic Floor Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA funny mum gift candle designed for postpartum chaos and motherhood honesty. Featuring Sorry about your pelvic floor, this cheeky soy wax candle is hand poured into our signature blush pink vessel with bold red typography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA hilarious but thoughtful gift for new mums. Perfect for baby showers or postpartum care packages with personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029261795674,"sku":"MC-235-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029261828442,"sku":"MC-235-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-235-_1.jpg?v=1792410314"},{"product_id":"five-minutes-alone-candle","title":"Five Minutes Alone Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA self-care candle for overwhelmed mums craving a tiny moment of peace. Featuring 'This candle smells like five minutes alone', this hand-poured soy wax candle is presented in our signature blush pink vessel with bold red typography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA relatable motherhood gift designed to make mums laugh and unwind. Perfect for busy mums who deserve a proper break.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029262647642,"sku":"MC-252-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029262680410,"sku":"MC-252-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-252-_1.jpg?v=1792410318"},{"product_id":"bullied-by-a-toddler-candle","title":"Bullied by a Toddler Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA funny parenting candle for mums negotiating with tiny dictators daily. Featuring 'Currently being bullied by a toddler', this hand-poured soy wax candle combines relatable motherhood humour with our signature pink vessel and bold red typography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePerfect for mums surviving tantrums, snacks, and emotional warfare.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029263040858,"sku":"MC-251-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029263073626,"sku":"MC-251-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-251-_1.jpg?v=1792410319"},{"product_id":"mummy-needs-five-minutes-candle","title":"Mummy Needs Five Minutes Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eFor overstimulated mums everywhere. Featuring 'Mummy just needs five fucking minutes', this funny motherhood candle is hand poured using natural soy wax and styled in our iconic soft pink vessel with bold red text.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThe perfect self-care candle for chaotic parenting days. A relatable gift for mums juggling absolutely everything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029263532378,"sku":"MC-236-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029263565146,"sku":"MC-236-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-236-_1.jpg?v=1792410323"},{"product_id":"brilliant-mum-feral-days-candle","title":"Brilliant Mum Feral Days Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA funny and reassuring mum gift for the difficult days. Featuring 'You’re a brilliant mum, even on the feral days', this soy wax candle is hand poured in Manchester and presented in our signature pink vessel with bold red text.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA relatable candle for modern motherhood. The perfect gift for mums navigating the chaos of family life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029263696218,"sku":"MC-242-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029263728986,"sku":"MC-242-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-242-_1.jpg?v=1792410324"},{"product_id":"bedtime-takes-47-years-candle","title":"Bedtime Takes 47 Years Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eFor every parent trapped in the endless bedtime routine. Featuring 'For when bedtime takes 47 years', this funny parenting candle is hand poured with soy wax into our iconic pink glass vessel with bold red text.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA relatable gift for exhausted mums and dads. Perfect for parents surviving the nightly negotiation process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029263761754,"sku":"MC-240-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029263794522,"sku":"MC-240-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-240-_1.jpg?v=1792410323"},{"product_id":"in-my-school-run-era-candle","title":"In My School Run Era Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThe ultimate funny mum candle for iced coffees, leggings, and school gate life. Featuring 'In my school run era', this hand-poured soy wax candle comes in our signature soft pink vessel with bold red typography for a stylish motherhood gift with personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePerfect for mums deep in their chaotic school-run years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029264744794,"sku":"MC-239-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029264777562,"sku":"MC-239-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-239-_1.jpg?v=1792410328"},{"product_id":"chaotic-parenting-candle","title":"Chaotic Parenting Candle","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA relatable parenting candle for mums surviving the beautiful chaos. Featuring Light after a day of chaotic parenting, this hand-poured soy wax candle is designed in our signature soft pink vessel with bold red typography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA thoughtful parent gift with personality. Perfect for reminding tired parents they’re doing brilliantly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Black Raspberry","offer_id":55029265236314,"sku":"MC-237-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029265269082,"sku":"MC-237-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-237-_1.jpg?v=1792410329"}],"url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/collections\/new-mum-candles.oembed","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}