{"title":"Retirement Gifts","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRetirement Gifts\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter decades of alarm clocks, commutes and meetings that could have been an email, retirement deserves a proper send-off. These funny retirement gifts are for the colleague, parent or friend who is finally clocking off for good. They're scented candles with cheeky messages about what retirement really means, from pension pay to spending the kids' inheritance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRetirement gifts for colleagues\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffice leaving collections often end up as a voucher and a card. A funny candle on top makes the presentation more memorable and gives the room a laugh. \"Retirement pay is shit\" is ideal for the colleague who has been counting down the days for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRetirement gifts for mum and dad\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Please don't spend my inheritance\" is the one for parents planning cruises, campervans and long lunches. It's affectionate teasing, and it usually ends up on display in the living room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat makes a good retirement gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best retirement presents look ahead rather than back. Think about what they'll do with their free time: golf, gardening, travel, grandchildren or finally reading all those books. A candle pairs well with something linked to that hobby, such as a garden voucher, a travel journal or a round of golf, so the gift celebrates the next chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDo it with a card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA retirement card is where the team can write their memories, and it's often kept long after the gifts are used. We design our own funny retirement cards, including golf, camping, fishing and camper van themes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome messages contain swearing, so read the wording before picking one for a relative who might not see the funny side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake it a complete present with \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-cards\"\u003eretirement cards\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-retirement-cards\"\u003efunny retirement cards\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/leaving-cards-for-colleagues\"\u003eleaving cards for colleagues\u003c\/a\u003e, all posted from the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"retirement-pay-is-shit-candle-gift","title":"Retirement Pay is Shit Candle Gift","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eA funny retirement candle for anyone finally clocking out for good. Featuring 'Retirement: the pay is shit but the hours are bloody amazing', this cheeky soy wax candle is hand poured into our signature soft pink vessel with bold red typography for a stylish gift with personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePerfect for celebrating retirement with humour, wine, and absolutely no alarm clocks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Chilled Vibes (Eucalyptus \u0026 Fresh Citrus)","offer_id":55029254455642,"sku":"MC-263-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029254488410,"sku":"MC-263-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-263-_1.jpg?v=1792410271"},{"product_id":"parent-retirement-gift-please-dont-spend-my-inheritance","title":"Parent Retirement Gift Please Don't Spend My Inheritance","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThe perfect funny retirement gift for parents who’ve finally escaped the group chat of work emails and early alarms. Featuring 'Happy retirement! Please don’t spend all my inheritance', this cheeky soy wax candle is hand poured into our signature soft pink vessel with bold red typography for a gift that feels playful, thoughtful, and genuinely stylish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIdeal for mums, dads, or in-laws entering their retirement era with zero intention of slowing down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Chilled Vibes (Eucalyptus \u0026 Fresh Citrus)","offer_id":55029264023898,"sku":"MC-253-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar N' Spice (Cosy Autumnal Scent)","offer_id":55029264056666,"sku":"MC-253-Pink-30cl","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Mischief-253-_1.jpg?v=1792410325"}],"url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/collections\/retirement-gifts.oembed","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}