{"title":"Rude Birthday Cards","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude Birthday Cards\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRude birthday cards for the people who'd be genuinely worried if you sent them a verse about sunshine. Every card is designed in house by our small UK studio, printed on quality card stock and posted with a kraft envelope, usually the next working day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are the cards for best mates, siblings, partners and the colleague you're sure won't report you to HR. Expect swearing, honest observations about getting older and the kind of joke that only works because you know each other properly. If you want something cheekier but still safe for the family group, our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards\"\u003efunny birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e sit one notch tamer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShopping for a friend? See \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards-for-friends\"\u003erude birthday cards for friends\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse every \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-funny-cards\"\u003erude and funny card\u003c\/a\u003e we make. Pair one with a sweary \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003efunny candle\u003c\/a\u003e for a present that matches the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre rude birthday cards posted in a plain envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every card goes in a plain kraft envelope, so the postman stays none the wiser.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I send a rude card directly to someone?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, add their address at checkout and we'll post it to them, which is handy when the joke is best delivered from a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho are rude birthday cards suitable for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClose friends, siblings and partners who share your sense of humour. If in doubt, pick a funny card instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@type\":\"FAQPage\",\"mainEntity\":[{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Are rude birthday cards posted in a plain envelope?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"Yes. Every card goes in a plain kraft envelope, so the postman stays none the wiser.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Can I send a rude card directly to someone?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"Yes, add their address at checkout and we'll post it to them, which is handy when the joke is best delivered from a distance.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Who are rude birthday cards suitable for?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"Close friends, siblings and partners who share your sense of humour. If in doubt, pick a funny card instead.\"}}]}\u003c\/script\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards.oembed","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}