{"title":"Rude \u0026 Funny Cards","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRude \u0026amp; Funny Cards\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes a sweet, sentimental card just won't do. If you want to make them snort with laughter, our collection of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-funny-cards\"\u003erude \u0026amp; funny cards\u003c\/a\u003e is exactly what you need. We design these cards the way real friends actually talk, which usually means honest, blunt, and with a healthy dose of sweary humour. Every design is illustrated in-house and printed in the UK on premium quality card stock with a rustic kraft envelope. Our A6 cards are printed in the UK and posted first class. First class is usually next working day but not guaranteed, so please order in good time. Whether you are searching for funny cards uk delivery or just looking for cheeky banter, we have you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Our Sweary and Sarcastic Cards Suit Best\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious collection is designed for those special relationships built entirely on affectionate insults and dry humour. It is perfect for a best friend who rolls their eyes at gushing sentimentality but appreciates a well-timed insult. If you are looking for swear birthday cards that make your brother laugh, or dirty cards to tease your partner on an anniversary, our range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards\"\u003efunny birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e is designed to spark genuine amusement. Sometimes, sending slightly offensive cards or seemingly mean cards is the ultimate sign of love. From office colleagues who share your cynical outlook on life to siblings who love a good giggle, these insulting cards are ideal for anyone who believes that laughter is the best way to mark any milestone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat to Write Inside Your Sarcastic Cards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you send one of our cheeky designs, the message inside should match the spirit of the cover. If you are stuck for inspiration on what to write inside your sarcastic cards, keep it brief and delightfully blunt. You might write that you are only sending this because you forgot to buy a real present, or that you love them despite their incredibly questionable life choices. For a milestone birthday, write that they are officially one step closer to needing assistance. These original lines complement our bold designs perfectly. If you are short on time or sending from a distance, we can handwrite your message inside and post it directly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to Choose the Perfect Rude Cards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoosing the right level of cheekiness depends on your recipient. For your dad, you might opt for our Cool Dads Drink Guinness Fathers Day Card or the classic Happy Birthday, Dad! (Guinness Happy Birthday Card). If your mother appreciates a pint, our Cool Mums Drink Guinness (Funny Mothers Day Card) is bound to bring a smile. For the friend who prefers stout to sponge, the Guinness Happy Birthday Card (I Thought You Might Appreciate This More Than Cake) or the Lá Breithe Shona Duit Irish Guinness Happy Birthday Card makes a fantastic choice. For romance, try the Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her, or show your affection with pop culture comparisons like the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card) or the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card) from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/valentines-day-cards\"\u003eValentines Day cards\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePairing Sarcastic Cards with Cheeky Gifts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy stop at a card? You can pair your chosen design with one of our matching \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-pin-badges\"\u003efunny pin badges\u003c\/a\u003e. Add a Funny Spinning Fuck It Pin Badge or The Deadline for Complaints Was Yesterday Funny Pin Badge to their parcel. For those who love manifest energy, the Manifest That Shit Funny Candle Pin Badge (Small) is a brilliant addition, while the Good Boy X-Rated Pin Badge is perfect for anyone with a cheeky sense of humour. Adding one of these high-quality accessories turns your card into a memorable \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-gifts\"\u003efunny gifts\u003c\/a\u003e package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePosting and Timing Your Cards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe make it simple to send some cheer. All our premium A6 cards are printed in the UK and posted first class. While first class is usually next working day, this is not guaranteed, so we recommend ordering a few days in advance of the big celebration to avoid disappointment. 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This personalised 18th birthday card is the perfect way to mark his transition into adulthood, combining family warmth with a cheeky pub-themed joke. Featuring a playful prompt asking the newly-minted 18-year-old if he is finally going to buy his grandparents his first round, it is a lighthearted keepsake he will actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA Funny Milestone Card Designed for Your Grandson\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTurning 18 is a momentous occasion, but it is also the ideal time for a friendly chuckle. This custom card is designed to stand out on the mantelpiece, reminding him of his loving grandparents while gently nudging him towards his new adult responsibilities—like buying his very first legal pint! It balances sentimentality with a classic British joke that is sure to raise a smile on his special day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo make this card truly unique, simply provide his name at the checkout. 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Whether he is the absolute king of classic dad jokes or simply enjoys a playful tease from his children, this card is guaranteed to bring a warm smile to his face on his special day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you are presenting this card at a large family gathering, during a lively birthday party, or alongside a quiet cup of tea at home, it strikes the ideal balance between cheeky teasing and genuine affection. 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This unique, humorous card is a brilliant way to show your love and share a laugh with your dad on his landmark birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/90th-birthday-card-messages\"\u003e90th Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/funny-birthday-card-messages\"\u003eFunny Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-dad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Dad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-coasters\"\u003eFunny coasters\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50365329146202,"sku":"HBD028","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/90th-birthday-card-calls-for-cake.png?v=1737489263"},{"product_id":"i-might-be-90-but-watch-me-go-happy-90th-birthday-card","title":"I Might Be 90, But Watch Me Go (Happy 90th Birthday Card)","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Cheeky 90th Birthday Card for the Young at Heart\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eCelebrate an incredible nine decades of life, laughter, and lively escapades with this delightfully cheeky 90th birthday card. 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This fun and cheeky greeting card is designed specifically for the tech-savvy young lady who is rarely seen without her trusty iPhone. Featuring a playful, relatable illustration of her scrolling through her favourite social media app, it’s the perfect way to gently tease her about her screen time on her big day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front of the card features the light-hearted caption: \"Happy 21st birthday to my fabulous granddaughter! I hope you have a great day on your phone, watching TikToks.\" It's an affectionate nod to her favourite habit that is guaranteed to raise a smile and perhaps even a laugh-out-loud moment between generations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether she's a certified social media queen or just loves keeping up with the latest viral trends, this card hits the perfect balance of sentimental warmth and contemporary wit. 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These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/21st-birthday-card-messages\"\u003e21st Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/funny-birthday-card-messages\"\u003eFunny Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-dad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Dad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-coasters\"\u003eFunny coasters\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50423952605530,"sku":"HBD042","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/happy-21st-birthday-card-granddaughter-iphone-tiktok.png?v=1738215779"},{"product_id":"guinness-happy-birthday-card-i-thought-you-might-appreciate","title":"Guinness Happy Birthday Card (I Thought You Might Appreciate This More Than Cake)","description":"\u003cp\u003eRaise a glass and toast to another year with this hilarious Guinness birthday card, designed especially for those who appreciate the finer things in life—like a perfectly poured pint of the black stuff. 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Our \"Two's a Couple, Three's a Family\" greeting card is the perfect choice for friends, family members, or colleagues who appreciate a cheeky pint and a good laugh. Featuring a charming illustration of two stout pint glasses next to a tiny baby Guinness, it offers a wonderfully lighthearted way to say congratulations on their new addition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether they have welcomed a baby boy or a baby girl, this high-quality card captures the joy of starting a family or expanding it with a clever, relatable design. It is left blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write your own heartfelt messages, funny parenting advice, or warm wishes for the tired new parents as they embark on this exciting new chapter of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK on premium cardstock, this greeting card comes complete with a matching envelope. 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It makes a fantastic accompaniment to nostalgia-themed gifts like scrunchies, chokers, or nineties sweets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK on premium quality card stock, our greeting cards are made to be kept and treasured. 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These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/funny-birthday-card-messages\"\u003eFunny Birthday Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/funny-christmas-cards-for-work-colleagues\"\u003eFunny Christmas Cards for Work Colleagues\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/funny-pin-badge-ideas\"\u003eFunny Pin Badge Ideas\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-coasters\"\u003eFunny coasters\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-funny-cards\"\u003eRude and funny cards\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50471441105242,"sku":"MUM016","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/cool-mums-drink-guinness-mothers-day-card-02.png?v=1738872393"},{"product_id":"thank-you-sooo-fucking-much-thank-you-card-for-colleague-or-friend","title":"Thank You Sooo Fucking Much (Thank You Card For Colleague Or Friend)","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes a polite, standard \"thanks\" simply doesn't cut the mustard. 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Order your funny Mother's Day card today and get ready to watch her smile as she reads it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This delightful A6 card features the heartfelt message 'Only The Best For You, Dad' along with a charmingly illustrated pint of Guinness, ideal for fathers who enjoy a good drink and your kind words. It's the perfect opportunity to express your gratitude for all he has done for you over the years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite your own meaningful message inside, and give your dad a reason to feel truly special. Raise your glass in celebration of the man who gives his all, showing him just how much he is cherished and admired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This card playfully proclaims, As far as dad’s go, you’re on par with the best of them. Perfect for the golf-loving dad or any dad who enjoys a good chuckle, this card is sure to make him smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe inside is left blank for your own personal message, letting you add that special touch to brighten his day. Ideal for fathers with a sense of humour, this card captures the fun and appreciation dads deserve on their special day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? These pages cover the same occasion, with more card messages and gift ideas designed and posted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/birthday-card-messages-for-dad\"\u003eBirthday Card Messages for Dad\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/fathers-day-card-messages\"\u003eFather's Day Card Messages\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/fathers-day-gift-ideas\"\u003eFather's Day Gift Ideas\u003c\/a\u003e — message ideas and matching cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-candles\"\u003eFunny candles\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-coasters\"\u003eFunny coasters\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-funny-cards\"\u003eRude and funny cards\u003c\/a\u003e — browse the full range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c!-- \/fgt-cross-links --\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51159557505370,"sku":"DAD007","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/fathers-day-card-golf-dad.png?v=1746562209"},{"product_id":"manifest-that-shit-funny-candle-pin-badge-small","title":"Manifest That Shit Funny Candle Pin Badge (Small)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring some cheeky charm to your attire with this hilarious pin badge! 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Designed for those challenging days when only a dose of sarcasm will do, this wonderfully crafted interactive pin features a spinning dial that lets you choose exactly how you feel. Whether you want to add some personality to your outfit or break the ice at the office, this novelty pin is the perfect way to make a bold, light-hearted statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You Need This Funny Spinning Fuck It Pin Badge\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis clever pin is designed with an interactive rotating wheel featuring six different irreverent and witty options to choose from. When words fail you, simply spin the dial to land on the perfect snappy response for your situation:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt\u003c\/strong\u003e – The classic, ultimate shrug-off for stressful moments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou\u003c\/strong\u003e – For when someone is testing your patience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThat\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfect for dismissing annoying tasks or emails.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOff\u003c\/strong\u003e – A direct, cheeky way to tell the world to leave you be.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMe\u003c\/strong\u003e – For those self-deprecating days when everything goes wrong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThis\u003c\/strong\u003e – Ideal for gesturing to your desk, a pile of paperwork, or a sudden minor disaster.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s the ideal novelty gift for a work colleague, a friend with a rude sense of humour, or anyone facing a busy work week. This badge is incredibly versatile and easy to pin onto bags, denim jackets, lanyards, or hats. It makes a fantastic, budget-friendly Secret Santa gift, birthday stocking filler, or a playful treat to cheer yourself up.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51196533244250,"sku":"BADGE047","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/Screenshot_2026-08-27_at_08.47.39.png?v=1787817210"},{"product_id":"worlds-best-dad-leaderboard-fathers-day-card","title":"Worlds Best Dad Leaderboard (Fathers Day Card)","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate your dad's legendary status with our hilarious and heartwarming Father’s Day card! The front proudly states, Dad, you’re top of the league in my eyes! with a charming leaderboard that has My dad firmly in the top spot and everyone else's dad lagging behind. It's a fun, sporty twist that’ll bring a smile to any football-loving father.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank inside for your personalised message, this card combines humour and heartfelt sentiment, making it the perfect tribute to your top-tier dad. Make this Father’s Day one to remember with a card that says it all. Cheers to dad!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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Perfect for dads who know their way around the greens, this card features bold, large text and a delightful illustration of a golf bag and clubs. Show Dad that you understand his passion for the sport and give him a good chuckle at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card is blank inside, offering ample space to pen down your heartfelt and humorous thoughts. It’s a hole-in-one choice for any golf-loving dad or just those who appreciate a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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Whether they’re off to immerse themselves in the delights of la dolce vita in Italy for the very first time or rekindling a connection to their Italian heritage, this card is the perfect way to add a fun and playful edge to their send-off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card is blank on the inside, giving you ample space to craft your own personalised message - whether it’s a heartfelt wish for their journey ahead, a funny anecdote to keep them smiling, or a cheeky note reminding them to return with some top-notch Italian pasta or a little something special. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuitable for farewell celebrations, leaving parties, or simply letting them know they’ll be missed (even if just a little bit), this card guarantees smiles and laughter as they get ready to step into an exciting new chapter. Bring joy and good cheer to their departure, and send them off with warmth and positivity. Add your special touch to make this goodbye one to remember. Buona fortuna to them on their thrilling next adventure!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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Our hilarious and cheeky farewell card, featuring the playful phrase 'Au revoir, Bitch' prominently displayed on the front, is the ultimate way to bid farewell to anyone about to embark on their move to France. Whether it’s their very first time stepping into the French lifestyle, a return to their familial homeland, or simply a new and exciting chapter in their life, this card strikes the ideal mix of laughter and heartfelt wishes to suit any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a blank interior, it provides the perfect space for you to craft your own personalised message, whether it’s full of warm goodbyes, witty anecdotes, or fond memories. It’s the ideal choice for anyone, from your closest friends and co-workers to someone you know who loves a good joke and doesn’t take themselves too seriously. This card will transform their farewell into an occasion filled with humour and joy, ensuring that their departure isn’t just another ordinary goodbye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet them leave with fond memories and a keepsake that’s as lively and one-of-a-kind as the path they’re setting out on. Give them a send-off that’s impossible to forget with a card that’s bursting with personality and humour, ready to make their journey even more extraordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This funny \u003cstrong\u003eadios bitch spanish themed goodbye good luck card\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect way to bid them farewell with plenty of cheek and affection. Whether they are relocating to Spain permanently, embarking on an exciting Spanish holiday, or returning to a place they love, this playful greeting card ensures their departure is celebrated with a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Adios Bitch Spanish Themed Goodbye Good Luck Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for those who appreciate a bit of lighthearted, rude banter, this bold and stylish square card features a striking typographic layout that will stand out on any mantelpiece. It is the ultimate leaving card for close mates and work colleagues who don't take themselves too seriously. 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Ideal for the angler in your life, this A6 card features a witty and relatable design on the front that perfectly captures the laid-back joy of retirement. Blank inside for your personalised message, it's versatile for sharing heartfelt well wishes, amusing anecdotes, or even a cheeky joke.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium, sturdy cardstock with a glossy finish, this card is not just a treat for the eyes but built to last as a keepsake. Its standard A6 size makes it convenient to send via post or include with a retirement gift. Whether for a colleague, friend, or family member who’s excited to leave their desk for a fishing rod, this card hits the mark for humour and heart. Let them know you’re wishing them the very best as they start this fun new chapter!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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Featuring a charming mountain illustration, it perfectly captures the spirit of adventure awaiting the lucky retiree. Its simple yet stylish design suits both nature lovers and anyone ready to trade office life for the great outdoors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt A6 size, it’s the perfect little keepsake, with plenty of room inside for your heartfelt (or cheeky) well-wishes. Left blank inside so you can craft a personalised message, this card adds a playful and thoughtful touch to their send-off. Guaranteed to bring laughs and inspire daydreams of peaceful campsites and stunning mountain views!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This 'Gone Camping' greeting card is the perfect way to bid farewell to the daily grind and welcome the freedom of the open road. Featuring a cheerful camper van illustration, it’s ideal for the retiree who's ready to swap work schedules for adventures in the great outdoors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA6 in size, the card comes blank inside, leaving plenty of room for your personal message – whether heartfelt, funny, or filled with camping jokes. A brilliant choice for anyone embarking on the next chapter of their life!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This cheeky A6 greeting card proclaims, Class of 2025, happy retirement and features a charming illustration of a golf hole – the perfect nod to the relaxing days ahead. With its clean and simple design, this card brings a smile to anyone looking forward to teeing off in their newfound free time.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it’s for a family member, a friend, or a colleague, this card is sure to raise a laugh and remind them of all the joy waiting just around the corner. The blank inside leaves plenty of space for you to add a personal message – heartfelt, hilarious, or a bit of both!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on high-quality cardstock, this retirement card delivers humour with style, perfect for anyone about to trade work emails for long days on the green.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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Featuring the phrase Happy Retirement Steve (or any name of your choice) printed boldly in front of a massive golf ball, this card is perfect for anyone who’s about to trade the office chair for a golf cart. The personalisation option lets you add a custom name, ensuring it’s a truly unique gesture.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSized at a handy A6 and blank inside, it gives you plenty of room to write a heartfelt, funny, or cheeky message. Whether they're a dedicated golf lover or just planning to relax on the green during retirement, this card will bring a smile to their face. A great way to kickstart their journey into the good life with humour and personal charm!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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This A6 congratulations card is just the thing, perfectly blending humour with heartfelt sentiment. The cover displays the witty phrase, \"Well, I guess there really is someone out there for all of us. Even you both, you absolute weirdos\", which is sure to make the happy couple smile. It’s a playful nod to the uniqueness of their love story, celebrating their special connection in a way that’s as entertaining as it is meaningful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe minimalist design of the card keeps things stylish, while the blank interior provides plenty of room for you to write a personalised message. Whether you want to share warm wishes, a heartfelt note, or a lighthearted joke of your own, this card is perfect for adding that extra bit of charm. It’s a delightful way to honour their special occasion and ensure your well wishes are remembered. Perfect for couples who enjoy humour with their romance, this card is an excellent choice for celebrating their love and laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- fgt-cross-links --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fgt-cross-links\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRelated occasions and collections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill browsing? 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