{"product_id":"cheeky-eggplant-rude-christmas-card","title":"Cheeky Eggplant Rude Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome Christmas cards beat around the bush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one has an aubergine wearing a Santa hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe'll let you work out the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny \u003cstrong\u003erude Christmas card\u003c\/strong\u003e takes everyone's favourite not-remotely-subtle emoji and gives it a festive makeover. Featuring a cheeky aubergine topped with a classic red and white Santa hat, it's Christmas sophistication at its absolute finest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell, almost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Perfect Rude Christmas Card for Your Partner\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your relationship has progressed beyond sentimental Christmas verses and into sending each other suggestive vegetable jokes, congratulations. You've found the right card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe aubergine has developed a certain reputation over the years, and putting a Santa hat on top hasn't made it any more innocent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend it to your partner, someone you're dating or a very close friend whose sense of humour is every bit as questionable as yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can even continue the festive innuendo inside. Try \u003cstrong\u003e“Hope you get something big for Christmas”\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e“I've got one more present for you”\u003c\/strong\u003e or the comparatively respectable \u003cstrong\u003e“Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough respectable seems a bit pointless by this stage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDefinitely Not One for Nan\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnless Nan has a surprisingly filthy sense of humour, we'd suggest choosing another card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor everyone else, this is a gloriously silly alternative to traditional festive greetings. It's simple, unmistakably naughty and guaranteed to get the message across without actually having to spell anything out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes one strategically festive vegetable is all you need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Partners, couples, dates, filthy-minded friends, emoji enthusiasts and anyone who likes a little extra aubergine at Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55143629554010,"sku":"XMAS022-EGGPLANT","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/rude-eggplant-christmas-card.png?v=1794163917","url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/products\/cheeky-eggplant-rude-christmas-card","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}