{"product_id":"happy-valentines-day-card-to-my-favourite-piece-of-ass","title":"Happy Valentines Day Card To My Favourite Piece of Ass","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eWhen they look that good, you’ve got to let them know. This Valentine’s card is for the one who makes your mouth water just by walking into the room. Forget flowers and chocolates – you’ve already got the tastiest treat right here.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003ePerfect for partners who love a laugh and don’t mind a little cheeky compliment. It’s bold, playful and guaranteed to make them grin (or blush). Because nothing says romance like reminding them they’re the snack you can’t stop craving.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph-in-scc-markdown-text ___1ngh792 ftgm304 f1iaxwol\"\u003eWhether you’re planning a cosy night in or a big Valentine’s surprise, this card adds the perfect pinch of humour. It’s not just a card – it’s a declaration: “You’re my favourite piece of ass, and I’m never sharing.”\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53213386080602,"sku":"VAL0100-FavouriteAss","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/valentines-day-card-piece-of-ass.png?v=1767181962","url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/products\/happy-valentines-day-card-to-my-favourite-piece-of-ass","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}