{"product_id":"im-completely-quackers-about-christmas-card","title":"I’m Completely Quackers About Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people quite like Christmas.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOther people are completely quackers about it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Christmas card is for the second group.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a bright yellow rubber duck dressed in a full Father Christmas outfit, this colourful festive card is an excellent way to celebrate that person who treats Christmas less like a single day and more like a major annual lifestyle choice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe duck is dressed for the occasion in a classic red Santa suit complete with white trim, a black belt and gold buckle, plus the essential red and white Santa hat. Against the bright yellow background, the festive character is accompanied by the suitably silly message“I’m Completely Quackers About Christmas”.\u003cbr\u003eIt's simple, colourful and proudly ridiculous.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor Someone Who Really Loves Christmas\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverybody knows one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Christmas playlist begins while everyone else is still putting away the Halloween decorations. The tree goes up at the earliest possible opportunity. There are Christmas jumpers for different occasions. Every discussion about what to watch somehow ends with a festive film.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy December, the house has enough fairy lights to be visible from space.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf somebody immediately came to mind, you've probably found their Christmas card.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design celebrates the people who don't just participate in Christmas but embrace absolutely everything that comes with it. Decorations, presents, food, music, films, parties, terrible jumpers and enough tinsel to cause structural problems.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Christmas Card With a Properly Silly Pun\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's nothing subtle about a duck-based Christmas pun, and we wouldn't want it any other way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I’m Completely Quackers About Christmas” combines a good old-fashioned festive message with exactly the sort of joke you'd expect from a rubber duck dressed as Santa.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design makes a particularly fun choice for friends and family who enjoy a terrible pun, but it works equally well as a lighthearted Christmas card for colleagues and other people you know.\u003cbr\u003eAnd if the recipient happens to collect rubber ducks, even better. Christmas has clearly aligned perfectly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce you've selected a card featuring a Santa duck, it would be a shame not to continue the theme.\u003cbr\u003eA simple“Hope you have a quacking Christmas!” is difficult to resist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou might prefer“Wishing you a ducking brilliant Christmas”, or keep the message warm and traditional with“Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor close friends or family, add something personal about the year you've had together. Mention Christmas plans, shared memories or that thing that happened months ago that still makes everyone laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a workmate, you can keep things short, cheerful and festive.\u003cbr\u003eWhatever you choose to write, the Santa duck on the front has already set the tone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGive Traditional Christmas Cards the Bird\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the Christmas cards start lining the mantelpiece, this one isn't going to disappear unnoticed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bright yellow background provides a bold backdrop for the red Santa outfit, while the clean cartoon illustration lets the joke take centre stage. There are no complicated references to understand and no long punchline to read. It is simply a festive duck and a gloriously daft Christmas pun.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes that's exactly what you need.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo if you're shopping for someone who starts counting down to Christmas months in advance, never turns down an opportunity to wear a festive jumper, or simply appreciates a good duck joke, you've found a Christmas card with their name all over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMetaphorically, of course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll have to write their actual name inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: Christmas fanatics, friends, family, colleagues, rubber duck lovers, pun enthusiasts and anybody who is completely and unapologetically quackers about Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55143406600538,"sku":"XMAS020-DUCKS-QUACKERS","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/santa-christmas-card.png?v=1794160463","url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/products\/im-completely-quackers-about-christmas-card","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}