{"product_id":"santas-sack-rude-christmas-card","title":"Santa's Sack Rude Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSanta's Sack Rude Christmas Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRoses are red, Christmas is coming, and subtlety has officially left the building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky \u003cstrong\u003eSanta's Sack Rude Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is for someone special who you'd quite like to find underneath the mistletoe this Christmas. Featuring an illustrated bunch of mistletoe tied together with a big festive red bow, the innocent-looking design quickly takes a turn when you read the message underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Santa's sack is red, but my balls are blue. All I want under the mistletoe this Christmas is you.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRomantic? Sort of. Festive? Definitely. Something you'd send to your nan? Probably not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA Rude Christmas Card for Someone Special\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf heartfelt poems and sentimental Christmas cards aren't really your style, this one gets straight to the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe traditional mistletoe illustration gives everything a suitably festive appearance, complete with green leaves, white berries and a bright red bow. The soft pink background makes the design look surprisingly sweet, right up until the recipient gets to the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a funny Christmas card for your partner, someone you're dating or that special person who appreciates a bit of naughty festive humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMeet Me Under the Mistletoe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMistletoe has been responsible for questionable Christmas decisions for generations, so it seems only right to continue the tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe rhyming message combines Santa, mistletoe and a gloriously inappropriate festive innuendo into one memorable Christmas greeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou can keep the joke going with your own message inside, add an inside joke or simply write something surprisingly romantic to balance out what's happening on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it earns you a kiss underneath the mistletoe is entirely between you and the recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eNot Your Traditional Christmas Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis definitely isn't one for someone expecting snowy cottages and tasteful Christmas trees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's bold, cheeky and made for couples who would choose a filthy joke over a sentimental festive verse every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Partners, couples, dates, cheeky Christmas flirting, lovers of rude Christmas cards and anyone you'd very much like to meet underneath the mistletoe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55143573946714,"sku":"XMAS021-MISTLETOE-SACK","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/santas-sack-rude-christmas-card.png?v=1794162772","url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/products\/santas-sack-rude-christmas-card","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}