{"product_id":"wishing-you-a-naughty-christmas-you-filthy-animal-christmas-card","title":"Wishing You a Naughty Christmas, You Filthy Animal Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWishing You a Naughty Christmas, You Filthy Animal Christmas Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eForget the nice list. Some people were always destined for the naughty one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny \u003cstrong\u003eNaughty Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for that friend who appreciates Christmas with a little less wholesome festive cheer and a lot more mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe design features a Christmas wreath unlike anything you're likely to find hanging on the front door. Decorated with a big red bow, red baubles, white flowers and festive greenery, the wreath has been given arms, legs, white gloves and a fabulous pair of red heels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnderneath is the brilliantly cheeky message: \u003cstrong\u003e“Wishing You a Naughty Christmas, You Filthy Animal!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eClassy? Perhaps not. Funny? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA Funny Christmas Card for Your Naughtiest Friend\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere are friends who deserve a tasteful Christmas card featuring robins and snowy cottages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen there are the friends who receive this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is perfect for best mates, close friends and anyone with a sense of humour that gets considerably worse after a couple of festive drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe traditional Christmas wreath has been transformed into something far more entertaining, complete with cartoon gloves, crossed legs and bright red heels. Combined with the soft pink background, the result is colourful, ridiculous and guaranteed to stand out among the sensible Christmas cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWishing You a Naughty Christmas\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe message on the front does most of the talking, but there is still plenty of opportunity to continue the joke inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTry something like \u003cstrong\u003e“You're definitely not making the nice list this year”\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e“Have yourself a filthy little Christmas”\u003c\/strong\u003e or perhaps \u003cstrong\u003e“Here's to bad decisions and good presents!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlternatively, give the recipient absolutely no encouragement whatsoever and stick with a traditional \u003cstrong\u003e“Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eProbably sensible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA Cheeky Alternative to Traditional Christmas Cards\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas doesn't always need to be serious, sentimental or sophisticated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes you just need a dancing wreath in red heels wishing somebody a naughty Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're buying for your best mate, your favourite partner in crime or someone who would be deeply disappointed to receive a sensible festive greeting, this cheeky Christmas card delivers exactly the right amount of seasonal nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Best friends, close mates, partners in crime, lovers of rude Christmas cards and anyone who has absolutely no chance of making Santa's nice list this year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55143435108698,"sku":"XMAS020-FILTHYANIMAL","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/filthy-animal-christmas-card.png?v=1794161077","url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/products\/wishing-you-a-naughty-christmas-you-filthy-animal-christmas-card","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}