{"product_id":"you-old-bastard-funny-birthday-card","title":"You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card)","description":"\u003cp\u003eA loud, cheeky birthday card for someone who can definitely take a joke. This design features the words “YOU OLD BASTARD” loud and proud, with a retro style membership card on the front that looks just like the old Blockbuster cards, only this one is labelled “Happy Birthday” instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is perfect for mates, brothers, dads, uncles or anyone who is gloriously grumpy, a bit sweary and secretly loves being called old. Ideal for big birthdays, but funny for any age where they are starting to talk about “back in my day” and falling asleep halfway through a film.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Blockbuster style card gives it a proper nostalgic feel. It is a little nod to Friday nights, picking a DVD, arguing over what to watch and forgetting to rewind. If they remember late fees and plastic cases, this will hit them right in the memories.\u003cbr\u003eInside, there is plenty of space for your own message. You can keep the roast going, add in a few lines about how ancient they are, or balance it out with something genuinely nice. Up to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA bold, rude and very funny birthday card for the legend in your life who is officially old enough to remember renting videos… and still worth the membership.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FeelGoodTimes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53476060561754,"sku":"HBD121-Blockbuster","price":3.87,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/6739\/6954\/files\/blockbuster-funny-happy-birthday-card.png?v=1769924689","url":"https:\/\/feelgoodtimes.co.uk\/products\/you-old-bastard-funny-birthday-card","provider":"FeelGoodTimes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}