Father's Day Gifts From The Dog: UK Ideas For Devoted Dog Dads

Every household with a dog eventually starts signing cards with a paw print. It's daft, everyone knows it's daft, and it's still the card he keeps on the desk.

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The ideas below are the ones that land: personal, usable, and unmistakably about his dog rather than dogs in general.

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The one that always lands

  • A commissioned portrait of his dog. Framed on the office desk, it gets a comment from every single person who walks past, which is exactly the point.
  • Ask for a plain background and a head-and-shoulders crop if it's going on a desk - full-body portraits need a wall.
  • A pop-art or 'dog in a suit' style for the funny version, a soft watercolour for the sentimental one. Match it to him, not to the dog.
  • Allow three weeks for a printed portrait and six to eight for a hand-painted one, so a Father's Day order needs placing in May.
  • If you're late, buy the digital file, print an A4 at a print shop and frame it. Nobody will know.

Funny gifts 'from the dog'

  • A card signed with an actual inked paw print - use a pet-safe ink pad and accept that it will take four attempts.
  • A mug or tea towel with the dog's own name and a complaint about walk lengths.
  • A photo calendar where every month is the same dog doing something stupid.
  • A voucher book 'issued by the dog': one lie-in, one uninterrupted match, one Sunday where somebody else does the muddy walk.
  • Matching bandana and cap, which he will publicly object to and privately wear.
  • A framed set of house rules 'written' by the dog, printed and hung in the kitchen.

Practical gifts a dog dad will use

  • A decent waterproof coat with proper pockets. Dog owners walk in weather nobody else goes out in.
  • A boot-liner or car seat cover, which is unromantic and extremely welcome.
  • A long training line for recall work, which is the one bit of kit most people never buy.
  • A Thermos for winter walks and a treat pouch that isn't a carrier bag.
  • A tick remover, a towel for the boot and a torch for the lead - the three things he keeps meaning to sort.
  • A month's subscription to the treats the dog is fussy about.

Gifts that cost nothing

  • A day out somewhere new with the dog, planned entirely by you, including where you're having lunch.
  • A photo shoot on your phone: twenty minutes, good light, the pair of them, then print the best one.
  • A handwritten note from the dog's point of view. Silly, and it gets kept.
  • Do the 6am walk for a fortnight and say nothing about it.
  • Sort out the photos on your phone into one album of him and the dog, from the first day to now.

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How to write it so it lands

  • Use the photo you love, not the newest one. Portrait artists work from the photo, not the dog.
  • Eye-level photos in daylight make far better portraits than anything taken from standing height.
  • Order the digital file too - it ends up on cards and phone screens for years.

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Frequently asked questions

What are good Father's Day gifts from the dog?

A commissioned portrait of his dog for the desk, a card signed with a real paw print, a photo calendar, matching bandana and cap, and practical walking kit like a waterproof coat, long line or boot liner.

What do you write in a Father's Day card from the dog?

Write it in the dog's voice and keep it specific - thanks for the 6am walks, sorry about the sofa, the cheese was worth it. Then add a paw print with pet-safe ink.

When should I order a pet portrait for Father's Day?

Order by early May. A printed illustration usually takes two to three weeks and a hand-painted portrait six to eight, so June orders are digital-file-only territory.

What's a good desk gift for a dog dad?

A small framed portrait of his dog, head and shoulders on a plain background. It fits beside a monitor and it's the thing colleagues ask about.

Do you paint pet portraits yourselves?

No. We design and print cards, pin badges and wall prints in the UK. A commissioned portrait mentioned here is an outside recommendation, not something we make.

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