Adult Greeting Cards
Welcome to our cheeky selection of adult greeting cards. If you are tired of the same old boring sentimental messages, our rude greeting cards are designed to inject some real personality and laughter into your celebrations. Whether you are celebrating a milestone, teasing a partner, or looking for something wonderfully inappropriate for a close friend, our cheeky collection offers the perfect alternative to traditional high street options. From tongue-in-cheek jokes to explicit cards that will make them blush, we have got you covered with high-quality, premium designs.
Who these funny adult greeting cards are for
This collection of rude greeting cards is not for the faint-hearted. It is specifically created for people who share an open, honest, and slightly twisted sense of humour. Perhaps you have a best friend who appreciates slightly explicit cards, or a partner who thrives on playful banter. It is also perfect for parents who do not take themselves too seriously. For instance, you could surprise your mum with our Happy Mothers Day Card (Thanks For The Booty) or the equally cheekily flattering Happy Mothers Day Card (Thanks For The Good Genes). These designs are great for anyone who appreciates witty, sarcastic, and light-hearted humor over dry sentimentality. They work wonderfully for couples who communicate through gentle insults, which is why designs like the Happy Valentines Day To My Favourite Asshole Greetings Card are always incredibly popular. If you want to celebrate a close relationship with laughter, these adult greeting cards are exactly what you need to break the ice and bring a smile to their face.
What to write inside your cards
Once you have picked the ultimate card, the next step is finding the perfect words to write inside. If you need some inspiration, our blog post on what to write in a birthday card has great tips, but for these specific adult greeting cards, you can afford to go a bit more daring.
For a partner: I love you almost as much as I love making fun of you. Happy anniversary to my absolute favourite person to annoy.
For a parent: Thanks for surviving my teenage years and still having enough of a sense of humour to laugh at this card.
For a close friend: Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Thanks for always being the bad influence I need in my life.
If you are sending our Happy Birthday (I Brought The Poppers) Greeting Card or our Happy Birthday Daddy (LGBT Birthday Card), you can keep the internal message short, sharp, and brilliantly witty to match the bold cover.
How to choose the perfect design
Choosing the right design from our selection of rude cards requires knowing your recipient well. You want to match their specific boundary of humour. If they prefer light banter, go for something sweet but cheeky, like the You Know I'd Take a Bullet For You (Valentines Day Card). If they love full-throttle laughter, our most explicit cards or highly sarcastic adult humour cards are the way to go. We have structured our online shop to help you find exactly what you need. If you are looking for romance with a twist, check out our funny Valentines cards section. For general celebrations, our main greetings cards category is packed with excellent options. Always think about the unique inside jokes you share. A card that refers to a funny shared memory will always land better, even if it is incredibly cheeky.
Our quality and fast UK shipping
Every single one of our funny adult greeting cards is designed and printed on premium cardstock here in the UK. We know that timing is everything when you are planning a celebration, which is why we offer reliable shipping options. All our A6 cards are printed in the UK and posted first class. Please note that while First Class is usually next working day, this is not guaranteed, so we always recommend ordering a few days in advance of your special event to make sure your card arrives on time.
