Funny Valentine's Cards

Funny Valentine's Cards

Funny Valentine's cards for people who'd rather make their other half laugh than cry. Choose from sarcastic 'you're alright' cards, pint-of-Guinness jokes, Traitors-themed cards and a few that are best kept away from the kids. Every card is designed in house, printed in the UK and posted with a kraft envelope.

Not sure what to write?

Read our guide to Valentine's Day card messages for ready-made wording you can copy into the card.

What to write in funny valentine's card

  • You're alright, I suppose. Happy Valentine's Day.
  • I love you more than the last slice of pizza. Almost.
  • Roses are red, I forgot to book a table.
  • Thanks for putting up with me. You're a saint.

FAQs

Are your funny Valentine's cards rude?

Most are cheeky; a few contain swearing and say so in the title.

When should I order Valentine's cards?

Order by early February to be safe with UK post.

More ideas

See all Valentine's cards and cat Valentine's cards.