Collection: Funny Valentines Day Cards
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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Monster Ever (Valentines Day Card)
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Valentines Day Card (Stranger Things Inspired)
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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card)
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You're Alright. (Happy Valentines Day) Card
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You Won The Jackpot When You Met Me Valentines Day Card
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There Are Few Things I Love More Than You (My Vape Is One) Valentines Day Card
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Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her
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I'd Give You My Last Chip Seagull Valentines Day Card
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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card)
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I Hope You're Not A Traitor (Valentines Day Card)
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Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Him
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The Peach Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card
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The Eggplant Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card
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Things I Love About My Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance (NSFW) (Valentines Day Card)
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Things I Love About My Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance (NSFW) (Valentines Day Card)
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Things I Love About My Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance (Valentines Day Card)
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Things I Love About My Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance (Valentines Day Card)
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Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit (Valentines Day Card)
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I Suppose You'll Do (Valentines Day Card)
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You're Weird. I like You. Valentines Day Card
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Bloody Love You Colourful Hearts Valentines Day Card
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I Whaley Love You Greeting Card
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You're Flamingorgeous (Flamingo Valentines Day Card)
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I'm So Glad That I Didn't Ghost You (Valentines Day Card)
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I Puggin' Love You (Valentines Day Card)
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I Love You But Don't Make Me Choose Between You & The Monstera (Valentines Day Card)
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We're Going To Have To Murder (Traitors Valentines Day Card)
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You Know I'd Take a Bullet For You (Valentines Day Card)
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The Petrol Station Was Out Of Flowers, Will These Do? (Valentines Day Card)
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Happy Valentines Day To My Favourite Asshole Greetings Card
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If You're Not Busy... (WhatsApp Message Valentines Day Card)
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I Tolerate You Valentines Day Card For Emos & Goths
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I Love You (Even If You Are a Massive Prick) Valentines Day Card
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You're OK Valentines Day Card
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You're Nice Valentines Day Card
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Happy Valentines Day Card To My Favourite Little Moron
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Funny Valentines Day Cards
Love does not have to be all traditional hearts and red roses. Sometimes the most romantic thing is to share a proper laugh with the person who knows your quirks best. Our funny valentines day cards are perfect for couples who prefer giggles over grand gestures. A funny valentine's day greeting says I love you without getting too mushy, skipping clichés to bring a genuine smile or even a loud snort of laughter.
We believe romance is better with a healthy side of comedy. Our humorous valentine cards feature playful puns, clever twists, and just the right amount of sarcasm. From cheeky references to daily habits to jokes about favourite drinks, we make it easy to find something personal. Explore our vibrant range and discover the perfect card to make this February fourteenth unforgettable.
Who our humorous range suits
This collection is designed for anyone who loves to keep things light. If you are shopping for a partner who appreciates a cheeky joke, our funny valentines cards for her and him will hit the sweet spot. For those celebrating an engagement, our funny fiance valentines cards bring a wonderful touch of humour to this exciting milestone before the big wedding day.
Perhaps your partner has a specific obsession. For drink lovers, we have designs like the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Pint Of Guinness Ever (Valentines Day Card), the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Monster Ever (Valentines Day Card), or the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card). If your significant other is attached to their vape, the There Are Few Things I Love More Than You (My Vape Is One) Valentines Day Card is bound to raise a smirk. We also cater to food lovers with the adorable I'd Give You My Last Chip Seagull Valentines Day Card.
What to write inside your cards
Finding the right balance of humour inside your funny happy valentine's day card can sometimes be tricky. If you want to keep the laughter flowing, here are a few original messaging ideas you can write inside your valentines cards funny selection:
First: I love you almost as much as you love your morning lie-ins, which is saying a lot. Happy Valentine's Day!
Second: Thanks for always putting up with my terrible singing and never-ending online shopping. You deserve a medal.
Third: I promise to always let you have the first sip, even if it is the last cold drink. You are my absolute favourite person.
How to choose the perfect valentines funny card
When browsing our valentines day cards funny collection, think about the jokes that define your daily life. Do you spend evenings binge-watching dramas? Our Valentines Day Card (Stranger Things Inspired) is excellent. If you prefer activities, the Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her offers an interactive twist. For a partner who appreciates directness, try the simple honesty of the You're Alright. (Happy Valentines Day) Card or the cheeky confidence of the You Won The Jackpot When You Met Me Valentines Day Card. For those who adore stout, we have the inspired I Just Love You So Much (Guinness Valentines Day Card) and the Don't Know What I'd Do Without You (Guinness Valentines Day Card).
UK printing and first class delivery
Every single card in our collection is designed and printed in the United Kingdom as high-quality A6 cards. When you order, your card is posted first class to reach your letterbox quickly. Please note that while First Class is usually next working day, this delivery time is not guaranteed. We always recommend ordering a few days in advance of February fourteenth to make sure your cheeky card arrives in plenty of time.
Pairing your card with fun gifts
If you want to go the extra mile, pair your card with something special. Consider adding one of our funny coasters to keep their favourite drink safe, or pick out one of our scented soy candles for a cosy evening in. For stout enthusiasts, explore our guinness cards section for more brilliant designs. No matter how you choose to celebrate, we are here to help you share the feel-good vibes this year.



