I Love You But Don't Make Me Choose Between You & The Monstera (Valentines Day Card)
I Love You But Don't Make Me Choose Between You & The Monstera (Valentines Day Card)
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Celebrate Valentine's Day with a touch of humour through our quirky greeting card! Perfect for plant enthusiasts and those who love a good laugh, this card features a playful message: I love you, but don't make me choose between you and the monstera.
It's an ideal choice for anyone with a green thumb and a cheeky sense of humour. Printed on high-quality card stock with a vibrant design, it’s sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face. Make their day special with this unique blend of affection and wit, proving that love and plants can indeed coexist. Blank inside for your personal message.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.
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