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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Monster Ever (Valentines Day Card)

I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Monster Ever (Valentines Day Card)

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If your other half’s idea of romance is cracking open a cold can of Monster, this card is the perfect way to say “I love you… But seriously, what’s with the energy drink obsession?”
Bold, cheeky and guaranteed to make them laugh, this card is for anyone who’s ever felt second best to a neon green can. It’s a playful jab at their caffeine-fuelled devotion, and a reminder that you’re still the ultimate pick-me-up.
Ideal for couples who don’t take life too seriously and love a good inside joke. Whether they’re a Monster mega-fan or need a nudge to look at you with the same heart-eyes they give their favourite drink, this card will do the trick.
Funny, relatable and just the right amount of sass – because nothing says “be mine” like competing with an energy drink.
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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.