Funny Christmas Cards for Work Colleagues
Funny Christmas cards for work colleagues
Work Christmas cards are a genre of their own. Too formal and it reads like an email; too rude and it ends up on someone's desk in a meeting with HR. The sweet spot is a card that jokes about the shared experience of the year rather than the person reading it.
Below are messages that work for a colleague, a whole team or a manager, plus cards you can order in small runs and hand out on the last day before the break.
Messages for a colleague
- Merry Christmas. Thanks for making the bad weeks bearable this year. Shop this card
- Happy Christmas to the only person who answers messages after 4pm. Shop this card
- Wishing you a Christmas with zero calendar invites. Shop this card
- Merry Christmas. See you in January, refreshed and lying about it. Shop this card
Messages for a team
- Merry Christmas to a team that got through a year that had no right to go that smoothly. Shop this card
- Thank you all for the graft this year. Enjoy every hour of the break. Shop this card
- Happy Christmas team. No meetings, no updates, no notifications. Shop this card
Messages for a boss or manager
- Merry Christmas. Thank you for backing us all year, especially in the weeks that needed it. Shop this card
- Happy Christmas. Hope you get a proper break this year rather than a laptop in the kitchen. Shop this card
- Wishing you a great Christmas and a January that starts gently. Shop this card
Office-safe funny Christmas cards
Funny without being the reason for an awkward conversation.
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8)
£2.25
Ho Ho Ho Santa Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8)
£2.25
Let's drink (Guinness) and be Merry Christmas Card With Tree
£3.87
Let's drink (Guinness) and be merry Christmas Card
£3.87
'tis the season to drink Guinness Christmas Card
£3.87
Wishing you an Electrifying Christmas Greeting Card
£3.87
Merry Christmas Sister (Christmas Card For Sister)
£3.87
Merry Christmas To Roo Kangaroo Christmas Card
£3.87
Merry Christmas Grandad (Christmas Card For Grandad)
£3.87
Merry Christmas Daddy (Christmas Card For Dad)
£3.87
Merry Christmas Nanny (Christmas Card For Nan)
£3.87
Merry Christmas Brother (Christmas Card For Brothers)
£3.87
Desk gifts for colleagues
Coasters and badges that live on the desk long after the break.
Honorary Gilmore Girl Pin Badge
£4.00
Xoxo Heart Pin Badge
£4.00
She Believed She Could So She Did Pin Badge
£4.00
Cowgirl Boots & Hat Pin Badge
£4.00
Parental Advisory Explicit Content Pin Badge
£4.00
The Office Dunder Mifflin Paper Co Pin Badge
£4.00
What Would Dolly Do? Pin Badge
£4.49
Granny Panty Club Hilarious Pin Badge
£4.00
Girl Power Pink Heart Pin Badge
£4.00
Charming Pigeon Pin Badge
£4.00
Not a Hugger Pin Badge
£4.00
Life Happens, Coffee Helps Small Pin Badge
£4.00
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Frequently asked questions
Should you give Christmas cards to colleagues?
If your workplace does cards, give them to the people you work with directly rather than the whole floor. A specific thank you beats a blanket card every time.
What do you write in a Christmas card for a boss?
Thank them for something concrete they did this year, wish them a proper break, and keep the joke gentle.
Can I order multiple cards for a team?
Yes, add as many as you need to one order and they'll be posted together so you can hand them out on the last day.