Funny Candles

A funny candle does the job of a card, a gift, and an inside joke all at once. At Feel Good Times, our range of funny candles is hand poured in the UK from clean soy wax, then finished with a high-quality label featuring the exact line you would only send to a close friend. Whether you want an ironic celebration of another year, or a gentle way to tell someone to calm down, a funny candle is the perfect solution. They are rude in the way real friends are rude with each other, which is exactly why our range of funny rude candles is so popular.

These products work incredibly well because the humour is on the outer label rather than the wax. Once the initial laugh has subsided, you are left with a premium candle that is genuinely wonderful to burn, rather than a cheap novelty item. Each funny candle we offer arrives beautifully boxed and ready to gift, burning cleanly for hours on a cotton wick with a soy wax pour. If you are shopping for someone who is easily shocked, you can find a more traditional, gentle scent profile in our main collection of scented soy candles which keep the same high quality without any of the sweary language.

Who our inappropriate candles suit best

Our collection of inappropriate candles is designed specifically for those people who would be deeply disappointed by a traditional, overly sentimental gift. This makes them the ultimate choice when shopping for funny candles for friends who share your dry sense of humour. If you have a best friend who is always there for you, gifting the Ride or Die Bitch Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle is a wonderful way to acknowledge your bond without getting too emotional.

For milestone birthdays where teasing is mandatory, products like the Funny Birthday Gift Birthday Wanker Funny Candle hit the perfect note. If you are shopping for someone who loves astrology, our star sign series is ideal. You can choose from the Leo Bitch (Star Sign Candle), the Scorpio Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Candle Scorpio Baby, the Libra Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Birthday Candle Libra Baby, or the Aquarius Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Candle Aquarius Baby.

What to write when gifting a funny candle

When sending a gift with a bold statement on the front, you might wonder what to write on the accompanying tag. Here are a few original, cheeky message ideas to match the energy of our fun candles. You could write: I bought you this because you desperately need to calm down, and I value my own safety. Another option is: Happy birthday to my favourite person to be completely inappropriate with. Or perhaps: Since we cannot legally set fire to your problems, I bought you this to burn instead.

How to choose the perfect funny candle

Selecting the right funny candle comes down to matching the specific humour of your recipient. For friends who value their peace and quiet, the Funny Don't Speak to Me Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle or the Funny Just Be Nice Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle makes a hilarious addition to their coffee table. If they collect candles, the Funny Needed Another Candle Gift For Her Funny Candle is a perfect choice.

For moments that require a bit of comfort, the Thinking of You Gift Funny Candle Brighter Days are Coming offers a warm, supportive message without being overly gloomy. Meanwhile, if you want to help them banish negative energy from their home, the Funny Dickhead Repellant Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle is guaranteed to make them laugh.

Posting, timing, and pairing ideas

We pack and post all orders from the UK using First Class mail. While First Class is usually next working day, this is not guaranteed, so we recommend ordering early. To make them smile twice, pair your funny scented candles with a design from our funny birthday cards range. You can also pair them with our pin badges, or find dedicated new home candles like the New Home Candle (In This Economy).