There Are Few Things I Love More Than You (My Vape Is One) Valentines Day Card
There Are Few Things I Love More Than You (My Vape Is One) Valentines Day Card
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Looking for a Valentine's Day card that strikes the perfect balance between romantic affection and cheeky, modern humour? If your partner knows exactly where they stand in your pecking order—just behind your trusty vape—then this hilarious greeting card from FeelGoodTimes is the ultimate way to say "I love you" this February 14th.
A Funny Valentine's Card for Vaping Enthusiasts
Designed for couples who do not take themselves too seriously, this card features the brutally honest text: "There Are Few Things I Love More Than You (My Vape Is One)". It is guaranteed to raise a smile, a chuckle, or perhaps a playful roll of the eyes from your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife. After all, true love is about total honesty, and what is more honest than admitting your favourite e-cigarette is your ultimate daily companion?
Whether you are searching for cards for her or cards for him, this quirky design stands out from the usual sentimental clutter. It is ideal for:
- Boyfriends and husbands who appreciate lighthearted banter and British humour.
- Girlfriends and wives who know your vaping habits all too well.
- Vape enthusiasts looking to share a laugh with their partner on Valentine's Day.
- Anyone who prefers a weird, cheeky, and unconventional greeting card over traditional romance.
This high-quality greeting card is printed on durable cardstock with a clean, modern aesthetic. The inside is left completely blank, giving you plenty of space to write your own personal, heartfelt, or equally sarcastic message. Share a laugh with your favourite person this Valentine's Day and celebrate your unique bond with a dose of lighthearted fun.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.
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