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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card)

I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card)

£3.87 GBP
£3.87 GBP
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If your other half has a love affair with Strongbow Dark Fruits, this card is your chance to call them out in the funniest way possible. It’s perfect for anyone who’s ever felt second best to a purple can of cider.

You know the look. That glint in their eye when they spot a four-pack in the fridge. The way they crack it open is like they’re about to start a festival. The satisfied grin after the first sip, as if life just peaked. Meanwhile, you’re sat there thinking, “Hello? I’m right here!” This card says it all.

Ideal for couples who love a laugh and don’t take things too seriously. Whether they’re a Dark Fruits devotee or just partial to a cheeky cider, this card will make them smile. It’s funny, relatable and just the right amount of sass.

Because nothing says romance like competing with berries and booze. Give them this card and remind them: you’re the real main event… even if Strongbow is still their first love.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.

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