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I Love You (Even If You Are a Massive Prick) Valentines Day Card

I Love You (Even If You Are a Massive Prick) Valentines Day Card

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Express your affection with a healthy dose of cheeky British banter. The "I Love You (Even If You Are a Massive Prick)" Valentine's Day card is the ultimate choice for couples who prefer genuine laughter over overly sentimental clichés. Designed and printed in the UK, this funny greeting card strikes the perfect balance between loving sentiment and playful teasing, making it ideal for partners with a great sense of humour.

A Cheeky Valentine's Card for Your Favourite Prick

Whether you are celebrating years of marriage or looking for a lighthearted gesture for a relatively new boyfriend, this card is guaranteed to raise a smile on February 14th. Standard, mushy cards can sometimes feel a bit forced, but a good-natured insult wrapped in love is a great way to celebrate your unique dynamic. It is a popular choice for husbands, boyfriends, and partners who appreciate honest, lighthearted banter.

Each card is blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write a personalised message, share an inside joke, or write a truly heartfelt note. It comes complete with a high-quality envelope, ready for hand-delivering or popping in the post.

  • Humorous Design: Minimalist, bold typography that lets the cheeky message make a big statement.
  • Blank Inside: Left entirely blank so you can write your own personal, funny or romantic message.
  • UK Made: Proudly designed and printed in the United Kingdom by FeelGoodTimes.
  • Versatile Recipient: The perfect joke card for husbands, boyfriends, wives, or partners with a playful sense of humour.
  • Envelope Included: Supplied with a clean, matching envelope.
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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.