I Hope You're Not A Traitor (Valentines Day Card)

Name: I Hope You're Not A Traitor (Valentines Day Card)
Brand: FeelGoodTimes
SKU: VAL027
Price: 3.87 GBP
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The Ultimate Valentine’s Card for Fans of The Traitors

Are you 100% sure your partner is a faithful, or are you sleeping next to a secret traitor? If your household is obsessed with the hit UK reality TV show, this hilarious Valentine's Day card is the perfect way to declare your love while keeping your guard up. It’s a cheeky, lighthearted nod to roundtable drama, banishments, and shielding your heart from the ultimate betrayal.

Designed and printed in the UK, this high-quality greeting card is ideal for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, or partners who love nothing more than dissecting the latest episodes. Whether they fancy themselves a master tactician or just love the dramatic music, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to their face this 14th February.

Why choose this funny Valentine's card?

Show-Inspired Humour: A brilliant pop-culture reference that stands out from cheesy, traditional romantic cards.
Versatile Appeal: Perfect as a funny Valentine's card for him, for her, or for your favourite reality-TV-watching couple.
Premium UK Quality: Designed and printed on durable cardstock, ideal for writing a heartfelt (or suspicious) message inside.
Blank Inside: Plenty of space to write your own faithful vows or declare your secret allegiance.

Don't risk banishment this Valentine's Day. Protect your shield, secure your allegiance, and order this funny TV-themed greeting card today to make your favourite person laugh.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.