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We're Going To Have To Murder (Traitors Valentines Day Card)

We're Going To Have To Murder (Traitors Valentines Day Card)

Regular price £2.75 GBP
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Are you both massive fans of The Traitors? Well, why not continue that obsession through to Valentines Day with our "I'm not opening our relationship up to a third, so we're going to have to murder" Valentines Day card?

A unique blend of humour, wit and romance. Guaranteed to put a smile on their face on this special day.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.