Funny Father's Day Cards For Dad
Funny Father's Day cards for the dad who says he does not want a fuss and then leaves the card on the mantelpiece until August. Every design is drawn in house, printed in the UK on good card stock and posted first class in a kraft envelope. Blank inside, so the joke is on the front and the honest bit is yours to write.
Father's Day 2026
Father's Day in the UK falls on the third Sunday in June, which is 21 June in 2026. Post by the Tuesday or Wednesday of that week to be safe: first class is usually next working day but not guaranteed, and second class is supposed to take two working days but can take up to five.
How funny is too funny
The rude cards are for dads who give as good as they get, and they are our bestsellers by a distance. The dry, gently sarcastic ones suit a father in law, a step dad or a dad you are still finding the tone with. If you are buying on behalf of small children, pick a cheeky one rather than a sweary one, because it will be read out loud at breakfast.
The jokes that actually land
The reliable ones are the same every year because they are true: the thermostat, the shed, the reversing onto the drive, the sixteen identical screwdrivers, the football opinions, the refusal to use the satnav, the three hour nap described as resting his eyes. A card that names one specific habit beats a generic joke about beer and golf, because he will know you wrote it about him.
Cards for grandad, step dad and father figures
Not every Father's Day card is going to a dad. There are designs here for grandad, step dad, father in law, uncles and the friend who has been more of a dad than most. If the day is a difficult one, a plainer card with your own words is kinder than a joke. See also Father's Day cards for the full range and funny cards for the rest of the year.
Add something small
Funny pin badges, funny candles and funny wall art ship in the same parcel, which turns a card into a present without much effort or expense.
Frequently asked questions
When is Father's Day 2026 in the UK?
Sunday 21 June 2026. UK Father's Day is always the third Sunday in June, which is a different date from the US in most years only by coincidence.
What do you write in a funny Father's Day card?
Name one specific habit of his, take the mickey out of it, then add one honest line. The sincere sentence after the joke is why the card gets kept.
Are your funny Father's Day cards rude?
Some are properly sweary and some are just dry and cheeky. Both sit in this collection, so read the front of the card before you order if children will be around.
Do you have cards for step dads and grandads?
Yes. This range includes step dad, grandad, father in law and father figure designs alongside the cards for dad.
When should I post a Father's Day card?
By the Tuesday or Wednesday of Father's Day week. First class is usually next working day but not guaranteed, and second class can take up to five days.
