Grinch Quotes: Best Grinch Quotes For Christmas Cards And Captions
You're in the right place for grinch Quotes. There are 16 ready-to-copy lines on this page, grouped into famous grinch quotes, grinch-inspired christmas card messages and funny grinch lines for captions and gift tags, plus more below - pick one, change a detail so it sounds like you, and you're done.
The best-loved Grinch quote is from Dr. Seuss's 1957 book: the moment he realizes Christmas "doesn't come from a store." Below are the best-known short Grinch lines, plus original Grinch-inspired messages for Christmas cards and gift tags.
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Famous Grinch quotes
- "Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store." (the book)
- "Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely!" (2000 film)
- "Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant." (2018 film)
- "And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day." (the book)
Grinch-inspired Christmas card messages
- Merry Christmas! May your heart grow three sizes this year.
- I'm only a little bit Grinchy this year. Merry Christmas!
- Resting Grinch face, festive heart. Happy holidays!
- Hope Santa skips the Grinch and comes straight to you.
- Merry Christmas from your favorite Grinch.
Funny Grinch lines for captions and gift tags
- Grinch mode: on.
- Too much Who-ville, not enough coffee.
- Naughty list? I prefer 'Grinch list'.
- Ugly sweater, grumpy heart.
Short Grinch lines for prints
- Heart three sizes too big.
- Merry Grinchmas.
- Stink, stank, stunk.
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How to write it so it lands
- Grinch lines suit grumpy relatives and colleagues.
- Pair a Grinch joke with a warm personal line.
- Short lines work best on gift tags.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the most famous Grinch quote?
"Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store" — the turning point of Dr. Seuss's book.
What does the Grinch say about Christmas?
In the 2000 film he grumbles "Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely!"
How many sizes did the Grinch's heart grow?
Three sizes, on Christmas Day.
What is a good example of grinch Quotes?
""Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store." (the book)" is one of 16 examples on this page. Pick the one closest to the tone you want, then add a specific detail of your own - a shared memory, a date, a name - so it reads as yours rather than copied.