Candles
Our collection of candles contains the unique gifts that people actually want to keep. Every single piece is carefully selected or hand poured in the UK using quality soy wax and cotton wicks, before being finished with a cheeky label or formed into an unusual design. Whether you are searching for a brilliant novelty present that raises a hearty laugh or a gentle home fragrance to burn away on a bedside table, this is the perfect page to start your search. From funny candles to beautiful scented soy candles, we have gathered a diverse range so you can pick the ideal tone and fragrance.
Who our funky candles and unique scents suit best
This cheeky selection is designed for those who appreciate something a bit different from standard department store home fragrances. Our range of funky candles is perfect for friends who love quirky home decor. For your best mate, the Funny Dickhead Repellant Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle provides a brilliant, cheeky laugh. If you are shopping for a coworker or friend celebrating another year on earth, the Funny Birthday Gift Birthday Wanker Funny Candle makes an unforgettable statement. We also cater to those who prefer weird candles with an artistic twist, such as our whimsical Glittery Mushroom Shaped Candles. For the astrologically minded, our star sign gifts like the Aquarius Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Candle Aquarius Baby, the Libra Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Birthday Candle Libra Baby, and the Scorpio Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Candle Scorpio Baby provide a highly personalised touch without you needing to know their taste in jewellery.
Original messages to write on your gift tag
When gifting a funny candle, adding a custom note makes it even more memorable. If you are sending your present directly to the recipient, here are a few original examples to write on your gift tag:
For a milestone celebration: Happy birthday to my absolute favourite birthday wanker, may your day be as bright as this flame.
For a housewarming surprise: Congratulations on the new place, try to keep the heating bills low and this soy wax burning high.
For someone going through a tough patch: Just a little reminder that brighter days are ahead, burn this whenever you need a moment of peace.
For your best friend: Sending you some essential repellent for all the annoying people in your life, burn daily for best results.
How to choose between jars and funny shaped candles
Selecting the right item depends entirely on the vibe of the recipient. If you want to lean into seasonal fun and festive decorations, our funny shaped candles are a marvellous option. Novelty shapes like the Ghost Candle with Pumpkin Hat, the Large Pumpkin Shaped Candles, or the Ghost Candles - Halloween Candles are fantastic for setting an autumn mood. These make brilliant autumn statement pieces, especially when paired with other seasonal home accessories from our halloween candles collection. Alternatively, if they prefer a classic container candle with a long-lasting burn time, a soy wax jar is the perfect choice. Traditional jars such as the Apple Pie Mini Scented Candle provide comforting warmth, whilst the New Home Candle (In This Economy) blends humour with a cosy scent. For friends facing difficult times, a gentle jar like the Thinking of You Gift Funny Candle Brighter Days are Coming offers a soft, comforting glow.
Pairing ideas for the ultimate present
To create a truly complete surprise, we recommend pairing our fun candles with other items from our curated collections. A humorous jar pairs beautifully with our selection of funny birthday cards to guarantee a smile on their special day. If you are celebrating someone moving into a new place, combining a themed home fragrance with our cheeky new home cards creates a brilliant housewarming bundle. You can also explore our wider range of funny gifts and birthday gifts to find matching tea towels, pins, and coasters that share the same playful spirit.
UK posting and delivery times for our candle collection
We package each candle with great care to ensure it arrives safely at your door or is delivered directly to your recipient. Our items are dispatched from the UK and posted via First Class post. While First Class delivery is usually the next working day, please note that this is not guaranteed. We recommend ordering a few days in advance to ensure your gift arrives perfectly in time for the big celebration.
