Rude & Funny Cards

Sometimes a sweet, sentimental card just won't do. If you want to make them snort with laughter, our collection of rude & funny cards is exactly what you need. We design these cards the way real friends actually talk, which usually means honest, blunt, and with a healthy dose of sweary humour. Every design is illustrated in-house and printed in the UK on premium quality card stock with a rustic kraft envelope. Our A6 cards are printed in the UK and posted first class. First class is usually next working day but not guaranteed, so please order in good time. Whether you are searching for funny cards uk delivery or just looking for cheeky banter, we have you covered.

Who Our Sweary and Sarcastic Cards Suit Best

This hilarious collection is designed for those special relationships built entirely on affectionate insults and dry humour. It is perfect for a best friend who rolls their eyes at gushing sentimentality but appreciates a well-timed insult. If you are looking for swear birthday cards that make your brother laugh, or dirty cards to tease your partner on an anniversary, our range of funny birthday cards is designed to spark genuine amusement. Sometimes, sending slightly offensive cards or seemingly mean cards is the ultimate sign of love. From office colleagues who share your cynical outlook on life to siblings who love a good giggle, these insulting cards are ideal for anyone who believes that laughter is the best way to mark any milestone.

What to Write Inside Your Sarcastic Cards

When you send one of our cheeky designs, the message inside should match the spirit of the cover. If you are stuck for inspiration on what to write inside your sarcastic cards, keep it brief and delightfully blunt. You might write that you are only sending this because you forgot to buy a real present, or that you love them despite their incredibly questionable life choices. For a milestone birthday, write that they are officially one step closer to needing assistance. These original lines complement our bold designs perfectly. If you are short on time or sending from a distance, we can handwrite your message inside and post it directly.

How to Choose the Perfect Rude Cards

Choosing the right level of cheekiness depends on your recipient. For your dad, you might opt for our Cool Dads Drink Guinness Fathers Day Card or the classic Happy Birthday, Dad! (Guinness Happy Birthday Card). If your mother appreciates a pint, our Cool Mums Drink Guinness (Funny Mothers Day Card) is bound to bring a smile. For the friend who prefers stout to sponge, the Guinness Happy Birthday Card (I Thought You Might Appreciate This More Than Cake) or the Lá Breithe Shona Duit Irish Guinness Happy Birthday Card makes a fantastic choice. For romance, try the Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her, or show your affection with pop culture comparisons like the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card) or the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card) from our Valentines Day cards range.

Pairing Sarcastic Cards with Cheeky Gifts

Why stop at a card? You can pair your chosen design with one of our matching funny pin badges. Add a Funny Spinning Fuck It Pin Badge or The Deadline for Complaints Was Yesterday Funny Pin Badge to their parcel. For those who love manifest energy, the Manifest That Shit Funny Candle Pin Badge (Small) is a brilliant addition, while the Good Boy X-Rated Pin Badge is perfect for anyone with a cheeky sense of humour. Adding one of these high-quality accessories turns your card into a memorable funny gifts package.

Posting and Timing Your Cards

We make it simple to send some cheer. All our premium A6 cards are printed in the UK and posted first class. While first class is usually next working day, this is not guaranteed, so we recommend ordering a few days in advance of the big celebration to avoid disappointment. You can find options for every milestone, from milestone birthdays to retirement, ensuring you never miss a chance to make someone laugh.