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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Hyrox Wanker Card

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Hyrox Wanker Card

£3.99 GBP
£3.99 GBP
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Know someone who can't go five minutes without mentioning Hyrox? Whether they're training for their next event, talking about their latest PB, or somehow managing to work sled pushes into every conversation, this birthday card is made for them.
Featuring a bold, minimalist design and the wonderfully blunt message "Happy Birthday To My Favourite Hyrox Wanker", this card is perfect for gym fanatics, fitness obsessives and anyone whose personality has become just a tiny bit linked to their latest sporting challenge.
Ideal for friends, partners, training buddies, colleagues or family members who live in activewear and seem to think every social gathering is an opportunity to discuss their training plan. It's the perfect way to celebrate their birthday while gently reminding them that not everyone wants to hear about wall balls and burpee broad jumps.
Funny, cheeky and guaranteed to get a laugh, this card strikes the perfect balance between affectionate and insulting. After all, if you're willing to spend your spare time dragging weighted sleds around for fun, you should probably expect a little light-hearted ridicule on your birthday.
A brilliant birthday card for the Hyrox enthusiast who takes fitness seriously but doesn't take themselves too seriously.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.