Police Officer Retirement Card (Less Time For Murder)
Police Officer Retirement Card (Less Time For Murder)
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Looking for the ultimate cheeky send-off for a retiring cop? This hilarious Police Officer Retirement Card (Less Time For Murder) is designed to bring a big smile to any retiring officer's face after a long and dedicated career in the force. Perfect for a close colleague, friend, or family member, this card adds a healthy dose of classic British humour to their well-earned retirement celebrations.
Celebrate with a Police Officer Retirement Card (Less Time For Murder)
Whether they are a beloved brother or sister in blue, leaving the police service is a monumental milestone that deserves more than just a standard, sentimental card. This design features the brilliantly witty message: "Is now a good time to tell you that you'd have done less time for murder?" It is a long-standing joke shared among emergency service workers, making it the perfect inside gag to celebrate the official end of their shift pattern.
This high-quality greeting card is ideal for:
- Retiring police officers, detectives, and police staff members across the UK.
- Colleagues looking for a memorable card to sign from everyone at the station.
- Partners and family members wanting to celebrate their loved one's hard work with a laugh.
- Anyone who appreciates cheeky, dry humour to mark a major life transition.
Thoughtfully designed and printed in the UK, this card is left completely blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write your own personal message, memories, or station jokes. It comes complete with a coordinating envelope, ready for gifting. Mark their retirement in style and give them a laugh they will genuinely appreciate as they step into their next chapter.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.