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Police Officer Retirement Card (Less Time For Murder)

Police Officer Retirement Card (Less Time For Murder)

£3.75 GBP
£3.75 GBP
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Know somebody who is retiring from the Police after a long and successful career? Gift them this "congratulations on your retirement" card, complete with message "Is now a good time to tell you that you'd have done less time for murder?"

A fitting, funny, way to celebrate the end of a career, and a much earned retirement to our brother or sister in blue.

Available in two designs.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.