The Best Christmas Jumpers: Funny, Family and Matching Ideas

Christmas 2026 key dates (UK)

  • Black Friday: Friday 27 November
  • Advent Sunday: 29 November
  • Christmas Day: Friday 25 December
  • Boxing Day: Saturday 26 December (bank holiday Monday 28 December)
  • Last posting dates: Royal Mail usually recommends mid December for second class and a few days later for first class. Check Royal Mail for this year's exact dates.

Christmas jumpers have become a UK tradition, helped along by Christmas Jumper Day each December. The best ones are either very funny, very cosy or perfectly matched with the family.

Buy a size up for comfort, and check the material if it'll be worn all day. Wool blends are warmer and less itchy than cheap acrylic.

Funny jumpers

  • Pun jumpers ('Sleigh all day', 'Yule be sorry')
  • 3D jumpers with pom-poms or bells
  • Light-up jumpers
  • Fake 'naughty list' jumpers

Matching sets

  • Family matching jumpers
  • Couples' jumpers
  • Parent and baby sets
  • Owner and dog jumpers

Smart and cosy

  • Fair Isle knits
  • Classic reindeer pattern
  • Wool-blend jumpers
  • Cardigans for the office

DIY ideas

  • Iron-on patches
  • Tinsel trim and pom-poms
  • Stick-on baubles
  • Felt cut-out characters

Key things to remember

  • Size up.
  • Check the fabric.
  • Book matching sets early.

Frequently asked questions

When is Christmas Jumper Day?

It's usually held on a Thursday or Friday in mid December. Check the charity's site for this year's date.

What size Christmas jumper should I buy?

Go one size up if you'll wear layers underneath.

What is a good example of the best Christmas jumpers?

"Pun jumpers ('Sleigh all day', 'Yule be sorry')" is one of 16 examples on this page. Pick the one closest to the tone you want, then add a specific detail of your own - a shared memory, a date, a name - so it reads as yours rather than copied.

Can I copy these messages word for word?

Yes. Everything on this page is free to copy, print and read out - no permission or credit needed. Changing one detail so it fits the person is all we would suggest.

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