Garfield Quotes: Funniest Garfield Quotes About Mondays, Lasagna And Life
You're in the right place for garfield Quotes. There are 14 ready-to-copy lines on this page, grouped into famous garfield quotes, garfield-style lines about life and garfield-style birthday messages, plus more below - pick one, change a detail so it sounds like you, and you're done.
Garfield has been grumbling about Mondays and loving lasagna since Jim Davis's comic strip began in 1978. Here are well-known short Garfield lines, plus original Garfield-style messages you can use freely.
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Famous Garfield quotes
- "I hate Mondays."
- "I'm not overweight. I'm undertall."
- "Diet is 'die' with a 't'."
- "Love me, feed me, never leave me."
Garfield-style lines about life
- Naps are just short holidays.
- The only exercise I need is reaching for the lasagna.
- Ambition is overrated. Snacks are not.
Garfield-style birthday messages
- Happy birthday! May your cake be as big as Garfield's lasagna.
- Another year older — at least it's not a Monday.
- Hope your birthday involves zero effort and maximum snacks.
- Eat cake, nap, repeat. Happy birthday!
Short lines for cards
- I hate Mondays.
- Lasagna is love.
- Nap first.
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How to write it so it lands
- Monday jokes suit work colleagues.
- Lasagna lines suit foodies.
- Keep it lazy and short.
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Frequently asked questions
What is Garfield's most famous quote?
"I hate Mondays."
What is Garfield's favourite food?
Lasagna.
Can I put Garfield quotes on things I sell?
No — use only original messages on products sold; Garfield lines and artwork are owned by Paws, Inc.
What is a good example of garfield Quotes?
""I'm not overweight. I'm undertall."" is one of 14 examples on this page. Pick the one closest to the tone you want, then add a specific detail of your own - a shared memory, a date, a name - so it reads as yours rather than copied.