You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card)

Name: You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card)
Brand: FeelGoodTimes
SKU: HBD121-Blockbuster
Price: 3.87 GBP
Availability: InStock

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A loud, cheeky birthday card for someone who can definitely take a joke. This design features the words “YOU OLD BASTARD” loud and proud, with a retro style membership card on the front that looks just like the old Blockbuster cards, only this one is labelled “Happy Birthday” instead.

It is perfect for mates, brothers, dads, uncles or anyone who is gloriously grumpy, a bit sweary and secretly loves being called old. Ideal for big birthdays, but funny for any age where they are starting to talk about “back in my day” and falling asleep halfway through a film.

The Blockbuster style card gives it a proper nostalgic feel. It is a little nod to Friday nights, picking a DVD, arguing over what to watch and forgetting to rewind. If they remember late fees and plastic cases, this will hit them right in the memories.
Inside, there is plenty of space for your own message. You can keep the roast going, add in a few lines about how ancient they are, or balance it out with something genuinely nice. Up to you.

A bold, rude and very funny birthday card for the legend in your life who is officially old enough to remember renting videos… and still worth the membership.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.