Birthday Card Messages for Dad

Birthday card messages for dad: what to write

Most dads claim they don't want a fuss and then read the card twice. These birthday messages for dad let you get away with saying something meaningful, usually by hiding it behind a joke.

Land the joke first, then slip in the sincere line at the end. That's the format dads actually respond to.

Funny birthday messages for dad

  • Happy birthday Dad. Another year of jokes we've all heard and will hear again. Shop this card
  • You said no fuss, so here's a card and a strong recommendation to sit down. Shop this card
  • Happy birthday to the man who knows exactly how long the journey takes, to the minute. Shop this card

Heartfelt birthday messages for dad

  • Happy birthday Dad. Thanks for showing up to all of it, every time. Shop this card
  • You made it all look easy, which I now know it wasn't. Have a great day. Shop this card
  • Happy birthday to the person whose advice I finally started taking. Shop this card

Birthday Card Messages for Dad

Cards for dad, printed in the UK on quality card.

LGBT birthday card for dad with colourful design and the text 'Happy Birthday Daddy'. Happy Birthday Daddy (LGBT Birthday Card) £3.87 Classic Happy Birthday card for Dad with bold, modern typography and a simple design. Happy Birthday Dad (Happy Birthday Card) £3.87 Birthday card from a dad to his son or daughter, featuring a simple, heartfelt birthday greeting. Happy Birthday Card From Dad £3.87 Funny 80th birthday card for Dad featuring the text 'Ignore them, Dad, you don't look a day over 79'. You Don't Look A Day Over 79 (80th Birthday Card for Dad) £3.87 Funny 90th birthday card for Dad with the text, don't believe them Dad, you don't look a day over 89, with envelope. You Don't Look A Day Over 89 (90th Birthday Card for Dad) £3.87 An illustrated greeting card designed as a classic certificate declaring the recipient the World's Best Dad. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Dad £3.87 A Happy Birthday card for stepdad featuring a playful World's Best Step Dad certificate design on the front. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Step Dad £3.87 Happy Birthday card for father-in-law featuring a cheeky 'World's Best' certificate design with a gold-style seal. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Father-in-Law £3.87 "Only The Best Dads Get Promoted To Grandad" pregnancy announcement card featuring a baby scan illustration. Only The Best Dads Get Promoted To Grandad (Pregnancy Announcement Card) £3.87 Happy Fathers Day to my Favourite Taxi Driver Happy Fathers Day to my Favourite Taxi Driver £3.87 Happy Fathers Day to my Favourite Bank Manager Happy Fathers Day to my Favourite Bank Manager £3.87 Happy Fucking Fathers Day Card Happy Fucking Fathers Day Card £3.87

Gifts to send with the card

Add a candle or a pin badge and the card and present arrive together.

Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That Funny Drinks Coaster Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That Funny Drinks Coaster £3.75 Manifest That Shit Funny Candle Pin Badge (Small) Manifest That Shit Funny Candle Pin Badge (Small) £4.00 Pack of 6 Small Cartoon Dog Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Small Cartoon Dog Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Sun & Mood Astrology Coasters Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Sun & Mood Astrology Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Vibrant Cat Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Vibrant Cat Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Vibrant Dog Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Vibrant Dog Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Fun Cartoon Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Fun Cartoon Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Fun Geometric Pattern Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Fun Geometric Pattern Drinks Coasters £4.50 Thank You Gift Funny Candle Absolutely Bloody Brilliant Thank You Gift Funny Candle Absolutely Bloody Brilliant £15.49 Thank You Gift Funny Soy Wax Candle Good Egg Thank You Gift Funny Soy Wax Candle Good Egg £15.49 Funny Divorce Gift Candle Newly Single Get Rid of Him Funny Divorce Gift Candle Newly Single Get Rid of Him £15.49

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Frequently asked questions

What do you write in a birthday card for your dad?

Open with a joke he'd make himself, then finish with one honest line. Dads read the last sentence twice.