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Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad

Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad

£3.87 GBP
£3.87 GBP
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The ultimate collector’s edition Dad card. This Top Trumps style 70th birthday card gives your dad his very own stat card, complete with some very impressive numbers:

Age: 70
Snoring: 98
Forgetfulness: 92
DIY: 87
Total rating: 100

It is a brilliant choice for families who grew up playing card games and arguing over who had the best stats. This time there is no argument. Dad wins.

Perfect for a milestone 70th birthday, this card celebrates everything that makes him such a classic. The thunderous snoring, the “what did I come in here for” moments, the slightly improvised DIY and, underneath it all, a total rating that says he is unbeatable.

The Top Trumps style layout gives it a fun, retro feel that will make him smile as soon as he sees it. He will read every stat, pretend to be shocked and then show it off to anyone who comes near.

Inside there is plenty of space for your own message. You can add extra “abilities”, share memories or simply say happy 70th birthday to a dad who is still top of the deck.

A funny, feel good card for a truly legendary seventy year old.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.

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