You're How Old? I'm Not Okay (Happy Birthday Card for Emos)

Name: You're How Old? I'm Not Okay (Happy Birthday Card for Emos)
Brand: FeelGoodTimes
SKU: HBD011
Price: 3.87 GBP
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Celebrate their next milestone with a healthy dose of nostalgia using this funny emo birthday card. If the sound of a single G-note still triggers a wave of memories, this is the perfect way to mark another year. Featuring the alternative-inspired text 'You're How Old? I'm Not Okay', it’s a brilliant nod to the golden era of My Chemical Romance, heavy black eyeliner, and Myspace layouts. Ideal for anyone turning 30, 40, or any age in between, this design brings lighthearted gothic humour to their special day.

The Ultimate Emo Birthday Card for Elder Emos

Whether you are shopping for a former scene kid, a goth, or a music lover who never truly outgrew their alternative phase, this card is guaranteed to stand out. It is left completely blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write your own heartfelt, funny, or dramatically nostalgic message. Far from your standard, generic supermarket options, this premium design looks fantastic displayed on any mantelpiece or desk.

Customisable Age: Easily personalise the front of the card with the recipient's new age to make it extra special.
Blank Inside: Plenty of space to write your own inside joke, song lyrics, or birthday wishes.
UK Designed: Created and printed in the UK on high-quality card stock.
Perfect for Recipients: Great for partners, siblings, best friends, or former bandmates who miss the 2000s scene.

Bring a smile to your favourite elder emo's face with a unique greeting card that actually matches their subculture aesthetic. Order yours today to give the ultimate gift of millennial nostalgia.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.