That's What I Call Old (Funny Dad Happy Birthday Card)

A funny birthday card for dads who claim they still feel 21, even if their knees say otherwise. This design features the bold line “Now That’s What I Call Old” with an illustrated old man, complete with a shiny bald head, front and centre. It is a playful nod to those classic music compilation covers, but with a cheeky twist just for him.

Perfect for a 50th, 60th, 70th or any age where “old” is very much a matter of opinion. If your dad loves a laugh, does not mind a bit of gentle mocking and has a decent sense of humour about his age, this card will hit exactly the right note.

The style is bright, fun and a little bit dramatic, just like the title. It is the sort of card he will show everyone, pretend to be offended by and then quietly keep because it made him laugh.

Inside, there is plenty of space for your own message. You can go full roast keep it sweet or mix the two with some heartfelt words and a few more age jokes.

A silly, feel-good birthday card for a dad who is officially in his “greatest hits” era, even if he is still playing like a new release.