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Top Trumps 80th Birthday Card for Dad

Top Trumps 80th Birthday Card for Dad

£3.87 GBP
£3.87 GBP
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A proper Hall of Fame birthday card for a dad who has reached legendary status. This Top Trumps style design turns your dad into a collectible card, complete with his own unbeatable stats:

Age 80
Snoring 98
Forgetfulness 92
DIY 87
Total Rating of 100.

You cannot beat him. You can only admire him.

It is perfect for families who grew up arguing over who had the best card in the deck. This time there is no argument at all. Dad is the rare, golden, ultra special edition. Loud snoring, epic stories, half finished projects and a heart of gold all rolled into one.

This funny 80th birthday card is great from kids, grown up children or the whole clan. It is playful and cheeky, but still full of love. The kind of card he will read out loud, laugh at and keep on display long after the birthday cake has gone.

Inside, there is plenty of space for your own message. You can add extra “stats”, write your favourite memories or simply say happy 80th to the greatest dad in the pack.
A fun, feel good milestone card for an 80 year old dad who is, quite clearly, a total 100.

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Important information

About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.

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