Buy a Birthday Card

Buy a birthday card online, printed and posted in the UK

Buy a birthday card that actually gets a laugh. Every design here is drawn in house, printed in the UK and posted first class with a kraft envelope, so a birthday you forgot until this morning is still fine.

Shop by age, recipient or tone below — funny, rude, heartfelt, 18th through to 90th, for her, for him, mum, dad, husband, wife or best mate. Cards start at a few pounds, post is free over £20, and candles and pin badges ship in the same order if you want a present with it.

Buy a birthday card today

Funny, rude and heartfelt birthday designs for every age, printed in the UK and posted first class the same working day.

90th Birthday Card With Cat & Cake 90th Birthday Card With Cat & Cake £3.91 You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) £3.87 Happy Birthday Papa card featuring bold text with a choice of a small heart or a playful moustache illustration. Happy Birthday Papa (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs) £3.87 A colourful birthday card displaying the text 'Happy Birthday Bab' in a playful, modern font with a matching envelope. Happy Birthday Bab (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs) £3.87 Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card £3.87 Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87

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Why buy your birthday card here

  • Independent UK studio — designed and printed here, not licensed stock artwork.
  • Funny, rude and genuinely warm designs, so you can match the person rather than settle.
  • Every milestone age covered properly, from 18th to 90th.
  • Blank inside with plenty of room for your own message.
  • Posted first class, usually the same working day you order.
  • Send it straight to them, or add a candle or pin badge to the same order.

Funny birthday cards

The ones that stay on the mantelpiece long after the day.

90th Birthday Card With Cat & Cake 90th Birthday Card With Cat & Cake £3.91 You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) £3.87 Happy Birthday Papa card featuring bold text with a choice of a small heart or a playful moustache illustration. Happy Birthday Papa (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs) £3.87 A colourful birthday card displaying the text 'Happy Birthday Bab' in a playful, modern font with a matching envelope. Happy Birthday Bab (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs) £3.87 Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card £3.87 Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87

Milestone birthday cards

Big numbers handled with jokes rather than balloons.

Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) £3.87 Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 60 Today Eye Test Birthday Card (60th Birthday Card) 60 Today Eye Test Birthday Card (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Fifty Looks Pretty Good On You (50th Birthday Card) Fifty Looks Pretty Good On You (50th Birthday Card) £3.87

Birthday cards for her

Mum, sister, wife, best friend — the ones you buy every year.

Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 A colourful birthday card displaying the text 'Happy Birthday Bab' in a playful, modern font with a matching envelope. Happy Birthday Bab (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs) £3.87 65 Years Young Wife Birthday Card 65 Years Young Wife Birthday Card £3.87 Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Happy 65 Birthday For Wife Card Happy 65 Birthday For Wife Card £3.87 65th Cake & Candles Birthday Card For Wife 65th Cake & Candles Birthday Card For Wife £3.87 A birthday card designed like an official certificate award for the World's Best Step Mum with an illustrated gold badge. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Step Mum £3.87

Birthday cards for him

Dad, brother, husband and the mate who's impossible to buy for.

Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Top Trumps 90th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 90th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Top Trumps 80th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 80th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Top Trumps 65th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 65th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 That's What I Call Old (Funny Dad Happy Birthday Card) That's What I Call Old (Funny Dad Happy Birthday Card) £3.87 Funny 80th birthday card for Dad featuring the text 'Ignore them, Dad, you don't look a day over 79'. You Don't Look A Day Over 79 (80th Birthday Card for Dad) £3.87 A certificate style birthday card with the text World's Best Brother printed on a clean background. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Brother £3.87

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Frequently asked questions

Where can I buy birthday cards online in the UK?

Here. Every birthday card is designed and printed in the UK and posted first class, usually the same working day you order.

Can I get a birthday card delivered next day?

Orders placed on a working day go out that day by first class post, so most UK addresses arrive the next working day.

Can you send the birthday card directly to them?

Yes. Enter their address at checkout and we'll post the card straight to them with your order.

How much are your birthday cards?

Cards start at a few pounds, with free first class UK post on orders over £20. Every price is shown on the designs above.

Do you sell milestone birthday cards?

We do — 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 65th, 70th, 75th, 80th and 90th all have their own designs and collections.

Do you sell rude birthday cards?

Plenty, and they're the ones people keep. They're blank inside, so the rest is down to you.