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Buy a birthday card online, printed and posted in the UK

Buy a birthday card that actually gets a laugh. Every design here is drawn in house, printed in the UK and posted first class with a kraft envelope, so a birthday you forgot until this morning is still fine.

Shop by age, recipient or tone below — funny, rude, heartfelt, 18th through to 90th, for her, for him, mum, dad, husband, wife or best mate. Cards start at a few pounds, post is free over £20, and candles and pin badges ship in the same order if you want a present with it.

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Funny, rude and heartfelt birthday designs for every age, printed in the UK and posted first class the same working day.

You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) £3.87 Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 90th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 90th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Top Trumps 80th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 80th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Funny 80th birthday card for Dad featuring the text 'Ignore them, Dad, you don't look a day over 79'. You Don't Look A Day Over 79 (80th Birthday Card for Dad) £3.87

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Why buy your birthday card here

  • Independent UK studio — designed and printed here, not licensed stock artwork. Shop this card
  • Funny, rude and genuinely warm designs, so you can match the person rather than settle. Shop this card
  • Every milestone age covered properly, from 18th to 90th. Shop this card
  • Blank inside with plenty of room for your own message. Shop this card
  • Posted first class, usually the same working day you order. Shop this card
  • Send it straight to them, or add a candle or badge to the same order. Shop this card

Funny birthday cards

The ones that stay on the mantelpiece long after the day.

You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) £3.87 Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) £3.87 Whose a Clever Girl (Funny Graduation Card) Whose a Clever Girl (Funny Graduation Card) £3.75 Illustration of a pint of Guinness with the text 'Cool Mums Drink Guinness' on a funny Mother's Day card. Cool Mums Drink Guinness (Funny Mothers Day Card) £3.87 Funny 30th birthday greeting card featuring the humorous message "Sorry To Hear About Your Loss" in bold text. Sorry To Hear About Your Loss (Funny 30th Birthday Card) £3.87 Whose a Clever Boy (Funny Graduation Card) Whose a Clever Boy (Funny Graduation Card) £3.75 Bye Bitch Funny Good Luck Card Bye Bitch Funny Good Luck Card £3.75 There's Someone For All Of Us (Funny Wedding Card) There's Someone For All Of Us (Funny Wedding Card) £3.87 Funny Enjoy Retirement Not Coming Back Card Funny Enjoy Retirement Not Coming Back Card £3.87 Kick Back Funny Capybara Retirement Card Kick Back Funny Capybara Retirement Card £3.87 New Job, Who Dis? (Funny New Job Card) New Job, Who Dis? (Funny New Job Card) £3.75 That's What I Call Old (Funny Dad Happy Birthday Card) That's What I Call Old (Funny Dad Happy Birthday Card) £3.87

Milestone birthday cards

Big numbers handled with jokes rather than balloons.

Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 60 Today Eye Test Birthday Card (60th Birthday Card) 60 Today Eye Test Birthday Card (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) £3.87 Sixty Shades Of Grey (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Shades Of Grey (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Fifty Looks Pretty Good On You (50th Birthday Card) Fifty Looks Pretty Good On You (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 40th birthday greeting card for milestone celebrations, featuring the wording Let There Be Cake. 40th Birthday Card (Let There Be Cake) £3.87 70th birthday card featuring a cake illustration and the text "Let There Be Cake". 70th Birthday Card (Let There Be Cake) £3.87 A colourful 50th birthday card featuring a large illustrated birthday cake with candles and the text Let there be cake. 50th Birthday Card (Let There Be Cake) £3.87

Birthday cards for her

Mum, sister, wife, best friend — the ones you buy every year.

Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her £3.87 Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Funny 90th birthday card for Dad with the text, don't believe them Dad, you don't look a day over 89, with envelope. You Don't Look A Day Over 89 (90th Birthday Card for Dad) £3.87 A fun certificate-style greeting card proclaiming World's Best Sister-in-Law from FeelGoodTimes. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Sister-in-Law £3.87 D&D themed Valentine's card with a dragon slayer, dragon, polyhedral dice, and text reading "I'd roll the dice for you any day". I'd Roll The Dice For You Any Day (Dungeons & Dragons Themed Valentines Day Card) £3.87 Funny police officer retirement card with a cheeky quote about doing less time for murder, complete with envelope. Police Officer Retirement Card (Less Time For Murder) £3.87 Funny 21st birthday card for granddaughter showing a young woman scrolling on her iPhone with a TikTok theme. Happy 21st Birthday Card For Granddaughter (Have Fun On TikTok) £3.87 A square white Mother's Day greeting card with funny text about drinking wine straight from the bottle. Thanks For Putting Up With Me, Wine From The Bottle (Mothers Day Card) £3.75 A certificate style birthday card with the text World's Best Brother printed on a clean background. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Brother £3.87 A white greeting card with a playful certificate design featuring the text World's Best Mother-in-Law. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Mother-in-Law £3.87 Happy 65 Birthday For Wife Card Happy 65 Birthday For Wife Card £3.87 A cheeky Mother's Day card featuring the text 'Thanks for the good genes' in a playful, clean font. Happy Mothers Day Card (Thanks For The Good Genes) £3.87

Birthday cards for him

Dad, brother, husband and the mate who's impossible to buy for.

Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Him Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Him £3.87 Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Humorous Valentine's Day card with the bold text "You Know I'd Take a Bullet For You". You Know I'd Take a Bullet For You (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 Funny Valentine's Day card for emos and goths featuring the text 'I Tolerate You' in an alternative style. I Tolerate You Valentines Day Card For Emos & Goths £3.87 Top Trumps 65th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 65th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Top Trumps 90th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 90th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Top Trumps 80th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 80th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Funny personalised 18th birthday card for a grandson with a pub-themed joke about buying his grandparents a drink. 18th Birthday Card for Grandson (Personalised) £3.87 Funny police officer retirement card with a cheeky quote about doing less time for murder, complete with envelope. Police Officer Retirement Card (Less Time For Murder) £3.87 Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 70th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Happy Birthday card for father-in-law featuring a cheeky 'World's Best' certificate design with a gold-style seal. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Father-in-Law £3.87 Funny 90th birthday card for Dad with the text, don't believe them Dad, you don't look a day over 89, with envelope. You Don't Look A Day Over 89 (90th Birthday Card for Dad) £3.87

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Frequently asked questions

Where can I buy birthday cards online in the UK?

Here. Every birthday card is designed and printed in the UK and posted first class, usually the same working day you order.

Can I get a birthday card delivered next day?

Orders placed on a working day go out that day by first class post, so most UK addresses arrive the next working day.

Can you send the birthday card directly to them?

Yes. Enter their address at checkout and we'll post the card straight to them with your order.

How much are your birthday cards?

Cards start at a few pounds, with free first class UK post on orders over £20. Every price is shown on the designs above.

Do you sell milestone birthday cards?

We do — 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 65th, 70th, 75th, 80th and 90th all have their own designs and collections.

Do you sell rude birthday cards?

Plenty, and they're the ones people keep. They're blank inside, so the rest is down to you.