South Park Quotes: Funniest Cartman, Randy And Butters Quotes
You're in the right place for south Park Quotes. There are 18 ready-to-copy lines on this page, grouped into famous cartman quotes, quotes from the rest of south park and south park-inspired birthday messages, plus more below - pick one, change a detail so it sounds like you, and you're done.
South Park is packed with catchphrases fans still shout at each other, from Cartman's "Respect my authoritah!" to Mr. Mackey's "M'kay". Here are the best-known short quotes (kept fairly clean), plus South Park-inspired lines for funny cards.
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Famous Cartman quotes
- "Respect my authoritah!"
- "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
- "Whatever, I do what I want!"
- "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."
Quotes from the rest of South Park
- "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" (Stan)
- "M'kay." (Mr. Mackey)
- "I thought this was America!" (Randy)
- "Tegridy." (Randy)
- "Don't forget to bring a towel!" (Towelie)
- "Oh, hamburgers." (Butters)
South Park-inspired birthday messages
- Happy birthday! Respect your elders' authoritah.
- You're not old, you're big-boned in years.
- Another year and they still haven't killed you off. Happy birthday!
- Have a birthday with lots of tegridy.
- Drinking is bad, m'kay? Unless it's your birthday.
Short South Park-style lines for cards
- Respect my birthday authoritah!
- M'kay, happy birthday.
- Whatever, it's my birthday, I do what I want!
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How to write it so it lands
- South Park humor is for adults — check your audience first.
- Cartman lines suit cheeky friends.
- Mr. Mackey quotes work for teachers with a sense of humor.
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Frequently asked questions
What is Cartman's most famous quote?
"Respect my authoritah!" and "Screw you guys, I'm going home" are his best-known lines.
What does Randy say about Tegridy?
Randy names his marijuana business Tegridy Farms and says 'tegridy' (integrity) constantly.
What does Mr. Mackey always say?
"M'kay" — usually at the end of every sentence.
What is a good example of south Park Quotes?
""Respect my authoritah!"" is one of 18 examples on this page. Pick the one closest to the tone you want, then add a specific detail of your own - a shared memory, a date, a name - so it reads as yours rather than copied.