Funny Birthday Cards for Him

Most men do not want a card about journeys and milestones. They want the one that takes the mickey out of their hairline, their football team or their refusal to read the instructions. That is what this page is for: funny birthday cards for him that read like something a friend would actually say out loud.

You will find cheeky birthday cards for boyfriends and husbands, blunt ones for brothers and mates, and a few that lean rude enough to get read out at the pub. Every design is drawn in house, printed in the UK on quality card stock and posted with a kraft envelope, so it arrives looking like someone chose it rather than grabbed it.

Buying a present too? Pair the card with a funny candle or a pin badge and the whole birthday is sorted in one order, boxed and ready to hand over or posted straight to him.

Shopping around? Try funny birthday cards for her, rude birthday cards for friends or birthday gifts.