Collection: Rude Birthday Cards for Friends
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Glastonbury Happy Birthday Card (Festival Themed Birthday Card)
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Hyrox Happy Birthday Card (In Blue & Pink)
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Guinness Happy Birthday Card (I Thought You Might Appreciate This More Than Cake)
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Happy Birthday, You Fabulous Human Being (LGBT Birthday Card)
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Lá Breithe Shona Duit Irish Guinness Happy Birthday Card
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Thank For Everything You Fabulous Human Being (Thank You Card For Colleague Or Friend)
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Adios, Bitch (Spanish-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card)
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You're How Old? I'm Not Okay (Happy Birthday Card for Emos)
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Vegas-Themed Happy Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday Card With Vibrant Lightning Bolt
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You Fucking Legend (Well Done Card)
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Happy Birthday To My 5 Star Husband (Happy Birthday Card)
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Pink Mermaid Happy Birthday Card
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Thank You Sooo Fucking Much (Thank You Card For Colleague Or Friend)
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Mmmm Guinness Happy Birthday Card (Even Dogs Love Guinness)
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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I Heard Its Your Birthday (Dog Themed Happy Birthday Card)
4.93 / 5.0
(29) 29 total reviews
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Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Wife
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Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Sister-in-Law
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Happy Birthday, Dad! (Guinness Happy Birthday Card)
4.43 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Cousin
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Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Sister
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Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card
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Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her
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Happy 21st Birthday Card For Granddaughter
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Happy Birthday Card From Dad
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Happy Birthday To Roo Birthday Card
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A Birthday Toast Just For You Happy Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday, You Big Sausage (Birthday Card)
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Happy Birthday Card With Cocktails (Cheers To You)
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They Liked It, So They Put A Ring On It (LGBT-Friendly Wedding Card)
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Au Revoir, Bitch (French-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card)
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Ciao, Bitch (Italian-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card)
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Every Birthday With Me Is A Gift (Funny Husband Happy Birthday Card)
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Every Birthday With You Is A Gift (Husband Happy Birthday Card)
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Only The Best Dads Get Promoted To Grandad (Friends Themed Cards)
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Only The Best Mums Get Promoted To Nanny (Friends Themed Cards)
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Rude Birthday Cards for Friends
Some friendships run entirely on insults. These rude birthday cards are for those ones: sweary, savage and aimed squarely at the mate who would be genuinely offended by a card that said anything nice.
Expect blunt jokes about age, questionable life choices and how long it has been since they replied to the group chat. Every design is drawn in house, printed in the UK on quality card stock and posted with a kraft envelope, so it arrives looking like someone chose it rather than grabbed it.
If you want the joke to land twice, add a rude candle or a pin badge with the same energy and give the pair together.
Shopping around? Try funny candles, rude cards for a best friend or gifts for friends.









