Rude Birthday Cards for Friends

Some friendships run entirely on insults. These rude birthday cards are for those ones: sweary, savage and aimed squarely at the mate who would be genuinely offended by a card that said anything nice.

Expect blunt jokes about age, questionable life choices and how long it has been since they replied to the group chat. Every design is drawn in house, printed in the UK on quality card stock and posted with a kraft envelope, so it arrives looking like someone chose it rather than grabbed it.

If you want the joke to land twice, add a rude candle or a pin badge with the same energy and give the pair together.

Shopping around? Try funny candles, rude cards for a best friend or gifts for friends.