Collection: Rude Cards for Your Best Friend
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Thank For Everything You Fabulous Human Being (Thank You Card For Colleague Or Friend)
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Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her
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Thank You Sooo Fucking Much (Thank You Card For Colleague Or Friend)
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Funny Enjoy Retirement Not Coming Back Card
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You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card)
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I Still Fancy You Peach Emoji Anniversary Card
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I Still Fancy You Eggplant Emoji Anniversary Card
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Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Him
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The Peach Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card
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The Eggplant Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card
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Things I Love About My Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance (NSFW) (Valentines Day Card)
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Things I Love About My Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance (NSFW) (Valentines Day Card)
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Things I Love About My Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance (Valentines Day Card)
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Things I Love About My Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance (Valentines Day Card)
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Happy Valentines Day Card To My Favourite Piece of Ass
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They Liked It, So They Put A Ring On It (LGBT-Friendly Wedding Card)
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Only The Best Dads Get Promoted To Grandad (Friends Themed Cards)
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Only The Best Mums Get Promoted To Nanny (Friends Themed Cards)
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Only The Best Brothers Get Promoted To Uncle (Friends Themed Cards)
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Only The Best Sisters Get Promoted To Aunty (Friends Themed Cards)
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Only The Best Friends Get Promoted To Uncle (Friends Themed Cards)
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Only The Best Friends Get Promoted To Aunty (Friends Themed Cards)
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Only The Best Friends Get Promoted To Aunty (Floral Pregnancy Announcement Card)
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Only The Best Friends Get Promoted To Aunty (Pregnancy Announcement Card)
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Happy Birthday Bab (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs)
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Happy Birthday Handsome (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs)
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THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU (Thank You Card For Colleague Or Friend)
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Tanks A Million (Irish Accent Thank You Card For Colleague Or Friend)
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Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Girlfriend
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Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Boyfriend
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Breaking News - Your Friend Has Had a Baby (Personalised) New Baby Card
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Rude Cards for Your Best Friend
The best friend card is its own category. Too rude for a relative, too honest for a colleague, exactly right for the person who has seen you at your worst and stayed anyway.
This page covers sweary birthday cards, congratulations cards, cheer up cards and the ones with no occasion at all beyond wanting to insult them by post. Every design is drawn in house, printed in the UK on quality card stock and posted with a kraft envelope, so it arrives looking like someone chose it rather than grabbed it.
For a full present, add a funny candle or a badge with the same sense of humour.
Shopping around? Try gifts for friends, funny candles or all rude and funny cards.





