Christmas Gift Ideas
Christmas gift ideas: funny cards, candles and stocking fillers
Christmas shopping goes wrong in the same way every year: you buy something safe in December, they open it, and it lives in a drawer by February. This page is the shortcut. Everything here is designed in house and posted from the UK, and every single item is chosen because it gets a laugh on the day and still earns its place on a shelf in March.
You'll find funny Christmas cards for the family group chat, hand-poured candles for the person who says they don't want anything, pin badges and coasters that work as stocking fillers, and prints for anyone who's just moved in. Order early and you can post straight to the recipient with your message written inside, which saves a trip to the post office in the last week of December.
Funny Christmas card messages
- Merry Christmas. This card cost more than your present, so manage your expectations. Shop this card
- Wishing you a Christmas as chaotic as the family group chat. Shop this card
- Happy Christmas. May your gravy be lump free and your relatives leave early. Shop this card
- Another year survived. Have a drink, you've earned it. Shop this card
- Merry Christmas from the person who left this until the 23rd. Shop this card
Heartfelt Christmas messages
- Merry Christmas. Thank you for everything you've done this year, quietly and without being asked. Shop this card
- Wishing you a proper rest and a Christmas that feels easy for once. Shop this card
- Happy Christmas to the people who make the whole year better. Shop this card
Short messages for a Christmas card
- Merry Christmas, see you in the new year. Shop this card
- Happy Christmas. Eat well, sleep late. Shop this card
- Have a brilliant Christmas. Shop this card
Funny Christmas cards
Printed in the UK on quality card and sent with a kraft envelope.
Cat Wrapped In Christmas Lights Pin Badge
£4.00
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8)
£2.25
Ho Ho Ho Santa Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8)
£2.25
Funny Christmas Gift For Friend I Fucking Love Christmas
£15.49
Funny Christmas Gift Stocking Filler Candle I Need A Mince Pie
£15.49
Funny Christmas Gift For Her Stocking Filler Candle Mistletoe
£15.49
Funny Christmas Gift For Her Stocking Filler Candle Peace And Quiet
£15.49
Funny Christmas Gift For Her Friend One Grinch To Another Candle
£15.49
Funny Christmas Gift For Friend Stocking Filler Candle Naughty List
£15.49
Funny Christmas Secret Santa Gift Candle Merry Fucking Christmas
£15.49
Funny Christmas Gift For Friend Stocking Filler Candle Smells Christmassy
£15.49
Funny Christmas Gift For Her Friend Candle Christmas Bitch
£15.49
Christmas gifts and stocking fillers
Candles, badges and coasters that work as stocking fillers or a full present.
Honorary Gilmore Girl Pin Badge
£4.00
Xoxo Heart Pin Badge
£4.00
She Believed She Could So She Did Pin Badge
£4.00
Cowgirl Boots & Hat Pin Badge
£4.00
Parental Advisory Explicit Content Pin Badge
£4.00
The Office Dunder Mifflin Paper Co Pin Badge
£4.00
What Would Dolly Do? Pin Badge
£4.49
Granny Panty Club Hilarious Pin Badge
£4.00
Girl Power Pink Heart Pin Badge
£4.00
Charming Pigeon Pin Badge
£4.00
Not a Hugger Pin Badge
£4.00
Life Happens, Coffee Helps Small Pin Badge
£4.00
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Frequently asked questions
What are good Christmas gifts for someone who has everything?
Something consumable with a joke on it. A hand-poured candle burns for hours and doesn't add clutter, and the label does the work a card usually would.
When should I order Christmas cards to arrive in time?
Order by mid-December to be comfortable. Everything is printed and posted from the UK, so dispatch is quick, but the last posting dates in the final week are tight.