Father's Day Gift Ideas

Father's Day gift ideas and card messages

Dads are famously hard to buy for, mostly because they buy whatever they want in April and then say they don't need anything in June. The way round it is a gift that's really a joke with a use attached: a coaster he'll actually put a mug on, a candle that isn't floral, a pin badge for the work bag.

Everything on this page is designed in house and made in the UK. There are rude Father's Day cards for the dad whose entire relationship with you is taking the mickey, and warmer designs for grandads, stepdads and the first Father's Day. Order early and we'll post it straight to him with your message written inside.

Funny Father's Day messages

  • Happy Father's Day to the man whose jokes I now tell as my own.
  • Thanks for the DIY advice I ignored and the lifts I definitely didn't.
  • Happy Father's Day. I'm the reason you have grey hair, so this card is the least I could do.
  • You've spent years telling me to turn the lights off. Message received, eventually.

Heartfelt Father's Day messages

  • Happy Father's Day. Thanks for showing up to everything, even the boring bits.
  • For everything you fixed, drove to and quietly paid for. Thank you.
  • You made a lot of hard things look easy. Have a good day.

Short Father's Day card messages

  • Happy Father's Day. Have a pint on me.
  • Best dad, no notes.
  • Thanks for everything, Dad.

Father's Day cards

Rude and warm designs, printed in the UK with a kraft envelope.

Funny Father's Day card with Guinness illustration and the text "Cool Dads Drink Guinness". Cool Dads Drink Guinness Fathers Day Card £3.87 Guinness-themed Father's Day card featuring the words "Only The Best For You, Dad" in a classic style. Only The Best For You, Dad Guinness Fathers Day Card £3.87 Happy Father's Day, Dad Guinness Fathers Day Card Happy Father's Day, Dad Guinness Fathers Day Card £3.87 Cheers To You, Dad Guinness Fathers Day Card Cheers To You, Dad Guinness Fathers Day Card £3.87 Happy Dad's Day (Best Dad) Guinness Fathers Day Card Happy Dad's Day (Best Dad) Guinness Fathers Day Card £3.87 Funny Father's Day greeting card with the humorous text "Happy Fucking Fathers Day" in a bold, clean font. Happy Fucking Fathers Day Card £3.87 Worlds Best Dad Leaderboard (Fathers Day Card) Worlds Best Dad Leaderboard (Fathers Day Card) £3.87 Happy Dad's Day (Golf Themed Fathers Day Card) Happy Dad's Day (Golf Themed Fathers Day Card) £3.87

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Frequently asked questions

What do you buy a dad who says he doesn't want anything?

Something small and useful with a line on it he'll read out loud. A funny coaster or a candle costs less than a round and gets used every day.

When should I order for Father's Day?

A week ahead is comfortable. Everything is printed and posted from the UK with quick dispatch, so a late decision still tends to arrive in time.